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EPISODE 34: The Papini Deception
When Sherry Papini vanished while jogging in Redding, California in November 2016, America held its collective breath. Her abandoned iPhone, wrapped in her blonde hair strands, seemed to confirm a mother of two had been violently abducted. For 22 agonizing days, her husband Keith made desperate pleas on national television while the community rallied with search parties, fundraisers, and prayers.
But beneath this compelling narrative lurked something far more disturbing - a web of deception so elaborate that it took investigators six years to fully unravel. When male DNA was found on Sherry's clothing, investigators followed a trail that led not to mysterious kidnappers but to her ex-boyfriend's apartment, where she had willingly stayed while orchestrating her own injuries, starvation, and branding.
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Hey, jesse, hello.
Speaker 2:Lindsay.
Speaker 1:That was so extra. So it's Friday, dude. Happy Friday, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1:I'm sorry, I'm off kilter just for a little bit, I don't know what's going on? With me, okay. Well, I'm going to name what we're drinking about after you roll that intro.
Speaker 2:I don't want to roll no intro Okay.
Speaker 1:What's wrong with you today? What's happening? What's going on? Nothing.
Speaker 2:The party is just starting. You want to fly? I'm going to fly. I swear to God, I'm finna. Fire up, it's Friday, dude. We're gonna be geeking on air. I can tell already you probably got some horrific shit to throw at me, don't you?
Speaker 1:I'll let you be the judge when.
Speaker 2:I'm done with the story.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'll let you be the judge, but you know, I gotta ask you what made you feel old this week?
Speaker 2:What if I just don't answer?
Speaker 1:That's okay, you don't have anything, nothing.
Speaker 2:What if I don't play your game anymore? What if I don't fixate on it no more? Done it's ongoing.
Speaker 1:We already agreed to this.
Speaker 2:It's over, I'm not done, it's not happening, okay, so what? It is, lindsay, the thing that I pointed out to myself this week, seeing how I have to pay attention to my elements.
Speaker 1:It doesn't have to just be elements. It can just be like like when I explained to you what mine is. It can be something like that yeah, I mean I get it.
Speaker 2:But like hiring out work, having home ownership, and there's a big hole in our wall and I have to hire it out because I'm like dude, I don't want to be frustrated with this. I could probably do it. It would cost me three times more because I don't have the tools Hire and out work. It kind of makes me feel old because at the point where you have a home and then now you have a home for long enough, now you have to start doing the, the untypical upkeep, you know, unexpected renovation, yeah, so it kind of makes you feel old. Right, that's what old people like. Oh girl, I gotta go fix my hot water heater Like we just did, you know.
Speaker 1:We did the hot, okay. So we had to replace our hot water heater and then my 20 year old came to me and was like mom, the wall is wet and it's caving in in our bathroom and I'm like what the fuck? My first I ain't even going to lie my first reaction was what the fuck has Silas done?
Speaker 2:No, and it wasn't him. Come to find out. When dude got here, I done ripped out a hole and fixed the pipe right. The pipe never was really fixed, from three years ago when I hired a plumber to do it and he did a shoddy job and it had been leaking.
Speaker 1:that much for that long, and that's probably why our water pillows have been insane.
Speaker 2:No, it's just a little.
Speaker 1:But that's still money. Every little extra drip is another dollar. Yeah, at least 10 cents a day.
Speaker 2:Yeah, probably dripping out of there, right, but it was enough to wet the whole wall and it just kept soaking those little drips in for years. He never fixed it right. Three fucking years I fixed it right.
Speaker 1:Well, I'm proud of you for doing that.
Speaker 2:And then, you know, of course, hired somebody to do the sheetrock work and all that because he's good at it. Yeah, he'll be finishing it up here soon.
Speaker 1:And we're going to have a whole new bathroom theme. Yay, yeah, it was time to change it up yeah but unexpected renovations are never fun. So what made me feel old? It was it was I feel old in a good way, like I'm happy to be the age that I am, where I have experienced being entertained by john r, and now I have discovered his son, jason Ritter what? Who is an absolute treasure. If you guys do not follow this man on TikTok, do it right now.
Speaker 2:I did not know this.
Speaker 1:So he is, and we need to check this out too. So he's in the new reboot of the Matlock series, which has Kathy Bates in it. Yeah, and he I don't know what, but he is just an absolute joy.
Speaker 2:Is he like the epitome of his dad too. He is Come and knock on my door.
Speaker 1:He's goof booting. He is. Yes, come and knock on my door. Yes, he is John Ritter from Three's Company.
Speaker 2:That, that's what I was picturing.
Speaker 1:Because, like he's younger, and what's even cooler is he's married to Melanie Linsky, who I have loved ever since, ever after the movie with Drew Barrymore, cinderella Story. With Drew Barrymore she was the good stepsister and then I watched her in what else was she? In Coyote Ugly. She's been in quite a few movies, but then she's the main character in yellow jackets.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah. You have been geeking about her. That's Jason.
Speaker 1:Ritter's wife and I'm just. I'm happy to live in a world where I've experienced John Ritter and Jason Ritter, and and also Bradley Norwell and Jacob Norwell.
Speaker 2:For sure it's a socle, it's a socle, it's a socle yeah.
Speaker 1:Yes, I mean, even though there's bullshit around the world, which there always is, I am happy to have been born when I was born. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm happy to be a millennial, so like fully accepting and embracing that our era was fucking amazing yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm happy to be.
Speaker 2:We used to look up to Gen X so fucking much, but I think we got some cool shit going on on us. I mean we're on the cusp of Gen. X, but we're definitely millennials.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1:So my what made me feel old this week was a positive thing, and I love it. I'm really happy about it. So this week was a positive thing and I love it. I'm really happy about it. So, with that being said, if you're new here, what we do is we talk about your crime. Basically, I tell Jesse a story that he's, most of the time, never heard about. There's been a couple of them that he knew some vague details on, but most of the time it's something that he is shocked and appalled by.
Speaker 2:And at this point I look forward to her just fucking me up with those stories.
Speaker 1:And then we have a drink and at the end of the episode we plug a band that Jesse has sought out and become best buds with, and has gotten permission to play their music on our pod.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I had a great time talking to Little Ray. I had a great time talking to Little Ray. I had a great time talking to him all week long and saying, hey, we're going to post your stuff, we're going to tag and all that cool stuff. He's a cool cat. He's like, hey, check out my brother's band. There's members from these famous bands and stuff in it and he was just sharing and talking about music and they got more stuff coming. So, sharing and talking about music and they got more stuff coming. So, yeah, I can't wait that last. The last podcast was amazing and the band was just so fire, you know, loved it.
Speaker 1:And you know I have wanted to talk about this the past few episodes. There is an update on the West Memphis three. There they are. There is a person and I'm going to have this information for the next episode, but I just want to give y'all a little clue. There is one person in uh, west Memphis, arkansas, that has to sign off on a paper to give the permission or the authority, or whatever it is, to test the DNA to figure out who the fuck it was that murdered those poor little boys.
Speaker 2:And because we know it's not Jason, we know it's not.
Speaker 1:Jesse, we know, it's not Damien.
Speaker 2:Then the devil's not.
Speaker 1:I want to know answers, because this is this has been happening now for 30 years. It's time for it to be solved. We have the technology, we have the knowledge. Let that shit happen yeah, but so next episode I'm going to have the uh information of the person that you can contact to say, nicely and respectfully, we would appreciate, um, if you could sign off on this well, just remind me and I'll put it in there and it'll stay in there.
Speaker 2:Yes, it'll stay in there. So.
Speaker 1:I listened to. It was Jillian Pesavalli from from True Crime Obsessed, which is one of my favorite podcasts to listen to. She's very close with Damien, their best friend. She's close with Damien and Lori best friends. She's close with Damian and Lori and they went on an episode of I want to say Dateline, where they are putting the information out to who you can contact to get this shit done, to get it signed off on.
Speaker 4:So and we need to get that done and the answers need to be had.
Speaker 1:You know the parents need closure. Everybody needs closure. Jason, jesse and Damian need to be cleared of this crime that they absolutely did not do.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just didn't need to erase that and find who did it. That's the thing, exactly the whole thing.
Speaker 1:It sucks that they went through all that we all pretty much know who it was, but it was just nice to be known.
Speaker 2:Lock it in, be done with it?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it would just be really great for the three men that were in prison for 18 years to be cleared of that and for the actual killer of those three little sweet, precious baby, eight year old boys yeah, to finally get the justice, and there's some bullshit local politics tied into that.
Speaker 2:I guarantee it.
Speaker 1:Absolutely, absolutely. It's. It's time to, it's time to wake up or be woke. If, if, if you would, if you will, all the weakness, yes, for these you know, small town, fucking good old boy, sweep it under the rug or let's pin it on somebody else. Bullshit to go away.
Speaker 2:I support that kind of wokeness. Yeah, I get it. Absolutely yeah that's like eye-opening type situation and I think that we actually sent a message to Jenny Hayes.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and she's like I want to hear your pod, so that was kind of cool huh, I know that made me nervous, because I hope I did it justice.
Speaker 1:Jenny, I really do your, your case, if you listen to this episode. Your case I heard about two years ago and it has been on my mind ever since then, like I have been. I almost wanted to start with that case but I was like no, I want to start with the satanic panic and you know so it's. I'm glad that we finally got to cover that and I hope I did it justice.
Speaker 1:I think you did a good job, and I hope, um, I wish the absolute best for you. Yes, the absolute best for you. You deserve the world, you deserve everything and all the happiness that can ever come your way. Yep, absolutely.
Speaker 2:And definitely check out the pod before this one and you can get on some of the links and the Turpin family. Yeah, all the siblings, jennifer Jordan information and even the Turpin family, like Jennifer there, like you can get on and buy jewelry from her If you want to.
Speaker 1:I put that. I did a little screen recording of her website. I put in our stories so that you can see and I was kind of digging some of her stuff on there. I want the witchy vibes hoodie. I really want that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I get you.
Speaker 1:I'm going to get you. It's purple too. It's meant to be.
Speaker 2:It's meant to be for me, so it's really cool to tie into some of this stuff and it's kind of coming back a little bit.
Speaker 1:It's really fun sometimes. We've had um quite a few survival tales um the past few weeks because I had, I mean, yes, jennifer pan, there was murder in that um, but I just I have to take a break sometimes from the killing and killing and killing yeah, um, but we'll be getting into that.
Speaker 2:but we we're going to cover some, uh, some, like I said, we're going to cover some subjects in our LGBTQ plus community for the next few weeks, um, but like I was fixing, to say sometimes I kind of wish that I had known a little bit more before you dumped it on me, that way I could be like more, like on target, but whatever. But I really enjoy, you know, just coming back and being rocked out.
Speaker 1:Well, no, that's our whole thing. That's our whole. Vibe is natural organic reactions to shit you have no idea about. Yeah.
Speaker 2:And it does fuck me up. So maybe I'm just scared to be not prepared.
Speaker 1:I guess so today we're drinking about this woman who our listeners probably have already heard about, but this is Jessie. Jessie has no idea A woman named Sherry Papini. Do you know anything about it?
Speaker 2:No, no, ma'am, I do not All right, all right.
Speaker 1:So Sherry and Keith Papini were an all-American couple who married in October of 2009 and lived in Redding California. Hey, California, we know we got quite a few of you guys listening to us over there we love you Hello.
Speaker 1:And Redding is in Shasta County. They had two kids and Sherry was a stay-at-home mom and Keith was part of the geek squad at Best Buy. Oh, hell yeah, in. Uh, in 2016,. Sherry was now 34 and wanted to get back into running and training for a marathon. So on November 2nd that year, 2016, sherry texted Keith and asked if he was going to come home for lunch and when he said he wasn't, she decided to go on a jog while the kids were in daycare, and I think that they were only in daycare, like part-time, so she would use that time to clean and do laundry and work on her fitness.
Speaker 1:Now she had previously worked for AT&T and she was like a top performer. She won awards and all kind of shit. And then I don&T, and she was like a top performer. She won awards and all kinds of shit. And then I don't know if she was laid off or let go, but she received a large severance package and Keith was like, well, I can take care of the bills and but I don't understand, if you're going to be a stay at home mom, why we need to pay for daycare. And she was like, well, I'll take care of that out of my severance package. Maybe that was just you know, because stay-at-home moms, they need a break.
Speaker 2:They need a little break. I get it yes.
Speaker 1:I was a stay-at-home mom for a brief period of time and it was wild, but anyhow. So, keith, he gets home a little after five that day and he was expecting Sherry and the kids to be home to greet him, but no one was home Nobody, no. He calls Sherry and he gets no answer. He calls the daycare and he finds out that his kids hadn't been picked up yet. So he decides to use the find my iPhone feature to try and track Sherry down and finds her phone a mile away on the ground, her headphones wrapped all around it, like you know, coiled up and along with strands of Sherry's hair. And after that Keith was like I'm going to call 911.
Speaker 2:I would have left that shit right there. I wouldn't have touched it.
Speaker 1:And this was that call 911, what is your?
Speaker 4:emergency CHP transfer. Peace is on the line. Hello, can I help? You. Yeah. So I just got home from work and my wife wasn't there, which is unusual and my kids should have been there by now from like daycare. So I was like, oh, maybe she went on a walk. I couldn't find her, so I called the daycare to see what time she picked up the kids. The kids were never picked up.
Speaker 4:I got freaked out so I hit like the find my iphone app thing and it said that her it showed her phone, like at our end of our driveway we don't have really good service, okay, not the end of our driveway but the end of our street. But just drove down there and I saw her phone with her headphones because she started running again and it's. I found her phone. It's got like hair ripped out of it, like in the headphones. So I'm like totally freaking out, thinking like somebody like what's your grabber? Okay, what's your address ready? Okay, what's your last name?
Speaker 4:yes, papini, p-a-p-i-n-i and your first name, uh, keith k-e-i-t-h. Uh, yes, okay, did you go pick up your children? No, I'm gonna call my mom and have her do it Okay. What's your wife's name? I'm going to like knock on every door Sherry, s-h-e-r-r-i and same last name. Yes, she, white female. Yes, what's her date of birth? It is June 11, 1982. Is her vehicle there? Does she not have a vehicle? She has a vehicle.
Speaker 3:It's at the house. Okay, the vehicle is at the house. She's running. How Okay?
Speaker 4:Yes, I'm in it, right now driving and I took a picture of her phone on the ground before I picked it up. Okay, how tall is she? 5'3", 5'4". How much does she weigh? 100 pounds. Eye color.
Speaker 2:Wow, sounds like he's just doing everything he can to find her, you know.
Speaker 1:Right. So basically, keith calls 911. His wife is missing. Her phone, her headphones have been found with strands of her hair attached to it. Now he found that phone a mile away from their house where their mailboxes are. Their mailboxes are like ours, you know, it's like a unit, a group mailbox situation. So he calls 911. They get on the job. So over the next few days, investigators got involved and tried to search for clues. The story went all over the media, friends and family. They searched on foot, they handed out flyers, they posted on social media. And I mean it's really beautiful how the community came together, you know. I mean it was just everybody was putting in the work. You know. Fine, that's what you're looking for in desperation, you know, you need help.
Speaker 2:Just you know, even if they're completely looking in the wrong spot and they're completely doing the wrong thing. Help Anyways, just help. We're going to figure this out together. Teamwork, you know.
Speaker 1:And local businesses got involved. Money was raised for resources that were used. Money was donated for rewards on any information in helping finding Sherry, and one anonymous person offered to do a reverse ransom, which is they offered up like a six figure sum of money and with a deadline on bringing Sherry back to get that money. No questions asked Bring Sherry back, you're going to get that money. No questions asked Bring Sherry back, you're going to get this money.
Speaker 2:Yeah, kind of a reward, lost and found thing yeah.
Speaker 1:But the deadline came and went and so that anonymous donor he applied that six figure sum of money. He was. He was anonymous or I don't even know if it was a heat, but the anonymous donor donated that six figure amount of money towards, like, the reward.
Speaker 2:More hope, right, that's. That's the help and hope thing. It doesn't matter what you're doing, as long as people are getting together and doing the best they can.
Speaker 1:And I mean Keith. He's on every media outlet he can find, trying to find Sherry, like he is distraught as fuck. He's trying to find his wife. He's taking care of his kids. He's just got a lot on his shoulders right now Doing everything he can.
Speaker 2:yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, keith was advised to get the FBI involved, so he did, and because Sherry was a blonde, petite, you know, attractive woman, sex trafficking was a huge possibility in this case, oh shit. Now, of course, as usual, keith had to be heavily interviewed to be ruled out as a suspect because, statistically, most of the time in situations like this, the spouse is involved.
Speaker 1:But he passed the polygraph. He completely complied with everything that they asked of him. And unfortunately, when Sherry's phone was investigated it was found that she had been having text relationships with a couple of different men and had actually planned on leaving Keith, so that all at the same time made Keith look worse. But he had no idea about any of this. He he had been aware of one affair and had actually made a post nuptial agreement stating that if Sherry was caught cheating again, she wouldn't get anything in their divorce.
Speaker 2:So it was a shoddy deal to begin with. She was kind of shady to begin with.
Speaker 1:Right. But Keith, like I said, he was very cooperative. His alibi checked out and even Sherry's father came to his defense. So, law enforcement, they literally had nothing. It seemed as Sherry had disappeared into thin air, like they even they interviewed, uh, one of the people that she had been having a text relationship with, who had actually been in the area around the time that she went missing. But he had an alibi as well and it was like a solid alibi. His name was donovan I did not write down the last name, but he was rolled out as well. But then, on november 24th, 2016, thanksgiving day, there was a turkey trot planned in redding and on this event or at this event, excuse me the town was going to release like a shit ton of balloons, which is not safe. Let's let's not do that. Let's do like lanterns or something like that.
Speaker 2:I really did that shit in Chicago and it fucked up a bunch of shit.
Speaker 1:Don't release balloons. Do like the lanterns. What the hell is balloons?
Speaker 2:got to do with a turkey trot. And what the hell is a turkey trot?
Speaker 1:Well, they were going to release I don't know, I actually didn't write that down. I feel like somebody in the South down here. So the town was going to release balloons in Sherry's honor. But before this event happened, a call came in from a truck driver that was in Yolo County which sounds like a really cool county, yolo. He had spotted a woman that was flagging him down and this was about 150 miles from Reading, and this woman was bound at the wrist and appeared to have been badly beaten and this was sherry papini.
Speaker 1:oh, so sherry was taken to the hospital immediately. I mean, this woman was battered from head to toe, okay, and they called keith, like he said that he didn't answer the phone at first, like on the first call, but then he did on it because he was shaving, he was getting ready for this event, to honor his wife, to help, you know, to release these balloons, to try and bring more awareness to her disappearance.
Speaker 2:Right, this was 22 days. He's doing the best he can to try to keep people tied into it 22 days.
Speaker 1:She went missing, so Keith was called to meet her there at the hospital. When he arrived, he was horrified at the sight. Sherry was beaten and bruised. Her nose was broken, she had ligature marks, she had a rash, her hair was cut. She had lost a shit ton of weight. The worst thing that happened was she had been branded with the word Exodus, like from the Bible.
Speaker 2:Oh, I was thinking of the band.
Speaker 1:No, this was Exodus. It was supposed to have been some kind of meaning.
Speaker 2:Right, is this some religious fanatic that snatched her up, did some crazy shit.
Speaker 1:You're just going to have to wait. So she was only 100 pounds when she went missing and now she was down to 87 in the 22 days that she was gone. 87 pounds A grown ass, 34 year old woman at 87 pounds.
Speaker 2:That is so I'm trying to put my head around it, I am plus 100.
Speaker 1:So I am 187 to 90 pounds somewhere in there. That's where. I fluctuate between 180 and 190.
Speaker 2:She lost 50% of her body weight, almost yeah.
Speaker 1:I think it was actually 30% of her body weight.
Speaker 2:That is insane.
Speaker 1:So Sherry tells investigators that.
Speaker 2:I need to get on that diet, okay, so.
Speaker 1:Sherry tells investigators that her captures were two women from the Hispanic community, one older and one younger, who drove a black SUV, who were armed and had concealed their identity. She said they spoke mostly Spanish, but she did know that they had planned on selling her as a sex slave to a man in law enforcement and that he had requested that she be branded with the word Exodus.
Speaker 2:I'm not believing this, Lindsay no-transcript.
Speaker 1:So because she was told that she was being sold to a cop, Sherry was very untrusting of the law enforcement that wanted to interview her and wanted Keith by her side at all times.
Speaker 2:Are you flipping me some shit right now? You are, ain't you Stop?
Speaker 1:looking at me like that.
Speaker 2:No, I mean, I'm really not believing this story, let me tell my story. I'm not believing it so far.
Speaker 1:Let me tell my story.
Speaker 2:I'm not believing Sherry's story that you're telling me. Okay.
Speaker 1:Well, let me tell.
Speaker 2:Let me get to what happened. I'm ankle deep. I'm ankle deep right now.
Speaker 1:Now Sherry did say that the younger of the two captors was the one that had let her go. She said that there was like a fight and that she heard a gunshot and the next thing she knew like something was put over her head and she was dropped off, like after being in a vehicle for several hours.
Speaker 2:Some shit went down and she went down and she was then let go.
Speaker 1:Now it is said that this whole kidnapping was suspicious. Where was the motive Right? Well, to me, you know, when I was first heard this, I was like the sex trafficking is the motive right. The sex trafficking is the motive right. If a cop knew the right people for the job and had a description of what kind of woman that he wanted, sherry was out jogging bam.
Speaker 2:But why was she just let go without being sold after these three weeks of pure torture? Yeah, wouldn't they want the money and then finish the job and then profit from it? Well, either way, though, Lindsay, like if I was kidnapped by some Latinos, I want Gabriel Iglesias. Man, we're going to fucking go get some donuts and Del Taco.
Speaker 1:Well, I told you Enrique was involved. That's, that's Gabriel's son, right? No, that's, that's fluffy. Yeah, who was Enrique's father? Julio?
Speaker 2:Julio Iglesias yeah, no, fluffinator, julio. Julio Iglesias, julio Iglesias yeah, no, dude, I want Fluffinator to come get me.
Speaker 1:Dude, you know what we're going to be way better off, gabriel listen to me, right now I'm going to tag him in this post. You have way too many BW buses.
Speaker 2:We need one, I just want one. We want to borrow one. Fuck it, I don't want to have it, I just want to borrow it. No, I want to have it. No, no, no. We're going to take a trip to California. I'll pay him for it.
Speaker 1:I want to get Gabriel Iglesias' buses man, I will pay him for it, just let me have it.
Speaker 2:You ain't paying him shit, dude, we just want to borrow it man we want to hang out Like I said.
Speaker 1:I mean the sex trafficking was motive enough in my opinion. When I first heard this case, sherry was beaten, battered, starved. I mean the crime. The photos of her are absolutely jarring. Ok. So the police collected as much evidence as they could, like her clothes, the ones that she was wearing the day she was returned, descriptions of her captures and what she could remember of the place that she was wearing the day she was returned, descriptions of her captors and what she could remember of the place that she was held captive. But sherry had weird descriptions of her captors, like if one didn't use product in her hair it would be frizzy, and that they wore knockoff brand shoes, like you know, like like flea market Nikes, and hoop earrings that had, and one had thin drawn on eyebrows and the other one had thick ones.
Speaker 2:So wait, a minute Lindsay.
Speaker 1:Hold on, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2:No, no, I want to dive in. She's that transparent where I just started seeing the bullshit right off rip or what. What bullshit? What are you talking about? Like her descriptions and everything Like I feel like this is bullshit just started seeing the bullshit right off rip or what bullshit?
Speaker 1:what are you talking?
Speaker 2:about like her descriptions and everything like. I feel like this is bullshit very, she's very white valley.
Speaker 1:Well, she's very white. Sherry pepini is white as fuck. I'll just I'll put that out there she's so white, she's transparent.
Speaker 2:Yes, okay, I'm just trying to figure it out, dude. I want to know if I'm I'm, if I'm judging this right and I don't want to judge, because this is fucked up what happened so far? It's crazy.
Speaker 1:More and more people actually. They thought like you, they were like this is you know kind of start to look like a racial hoax. But Keith did every interview he could to defend his wife and law enforcement was on her side as well. I mean this woman, like I said, we're going to say it again terribly beaten, branded and starved.
Speaker 2:It's horrible. That's horrible. That part is all horrible. It's physically there. It really did happen.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she had to go under I mean like intense therapy to deal with her PTSD. It affected her day to day life for a long, long time. Like Sherry would be triggered by by the police, by law enforcement, by Latino women, the sound of a door locking. She could not have her food prepared by anyone other than Keith or her sister. She couldn't eat black beans because she said that that's all she was fed by her captors. They fed her like cold black beans, like right from the can, and she was also triggered. So this happened in 2016. They don't get a lot of information and in 2020 2020 they're still investigating. She's triggered by the fucking mask that people are now having to wear in public because her captors wore masks all the time to cover their face so forgive me for judging right off rip.
Speaker 2:For judging right off rip, I mean honestly, it seems. It seems like there there would have been better details and better you, you know information I would get out.
Speaker 1:Well, I get into that mode when she when she started going to therapy, her therapist actually encouraged her to write a book to help her recount and remember, because a lot of shit was blocked. She was, you know. She said that she was masked for a lot of her her captivity so that would help her remember the details that she needs to remember for this investigation what she's trying to shut out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1:So she wrote a book called 22 days and this was just. You know her recounting when she could? You know cause sometimes when you go through a traumatic event, they come to you in spurts and waves and things like that. Yeah.
Speaker 1:So Sherry had received around $300,000 from different resources like GoFundMe accounts, victim advocacy and the family they ended up retrieving from the spotlight. They you know Sherry. Just she didn't want to leave the house, she was scared of everything, but suspicions of a hoax was still discussed constantly on the internet and the FBI was still investigating. And when they were investigating, they found this blog that a Sherry Graff, and when they were investigating, they found this blog that a Sherry Graff had written in 2007. Now, sherry's maiden name was Graff, and so they found this blog and it stated quite a bit of racism towards the Latin community.
Speaker 2:I feel suspicious. Why do I feel so damn suspicious?
Speaker 1:Let me, let me, let me keep going OK.
Speaker 2:I wanted them to be Cheech and Chong to fucking grab me up, dude.
Speaker 1:I know that would have been cool. That would be so much fun.
Speaker 2:You know I found out how they did their name, though, like they were driving in this old, shitty car and the windshield wipers didn't work and they were like we need a name. Right, they went to a battle of the bands and they won and then they kind of started their whole little career and they're mama talking to me, trying to tell me how to live, yes, but like okay.
Speaker 2:So the windshield wipers didn't work, so they had like coat hangers hooked to the wiper blades while they're driving this shitty car and and it was like cheech and chong, like they were watching these wiper blades going across the windshield. I watched the interview of that. I'm sorry, get back. Get back to it, lindsay. But damn, dude, come get me. Cheech and Chongfuck.
Speaker 1:Well, you know, and it had already been discovered that Sherry had cheated on her husband and then some conversations were found with a couple of other men that were saved under female names in her phone. So the FBI got in touch with her ex-husband before Keith and called him in for an interview. Now Sherry had told Keith that she only married this guy for military. You know, I guess, because when you're in the military, if you get married you get better benefits, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:And she had had some heart problems and she needed insurance herself, so it was basically just like a business transaction, this marriage doesn't seem good to begin with already.
Speaker 1:And well, that husband, that ex-husband, said that Sherry had had a long history of being a liar and fabricating stories of abuse. And uh, she was quite the attention whore, you know what I mean? Yeah, so the fbi also had tested the dna on her clothes and were shocked to find male dna on her underwear that didn't match keith's because, according to sherry, she had not been sexually assaulted at all while she was captured, and her captures were both female. So whose dna?
Speaker 2:was this uh-oh, look here, look here the thing I'm like looking like the thing with leonardo decaprio, leonardo davinci decaprio, where he does it. Look, you know, I'm sorry, go so they test the dna Leonardo DiCaprio, I can't say it.
Speaker 1:Leonardo.
Speaker 2:Leonardo Da Vinci DiCaprio when he does a Look. You know, I'm sorry Go.
Speaker 1:So they test the DNA and it doesn't match anyone that was already in the system. So they use other resources like Ancestry and 23andMe, where people voluntarily give up their DNA. Right, I've done it. I voluntarily gave, I've spit into a.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we have nothing to hide.
Speaker 1:Into a tube because you know what guys. Okay, so listeners, if you haven't seen our pictures. I look like I have some kind of ethnic background.
Speaker 2:You kind of look like a Mexican-American.
Speaker 1:I mean, I have been asked my entire life what nationality I am. Well according, well, according to ancestrycom, I am white as fuck yeah, I actually have a little bit more you have more color in you and jesse is actually like, looking at him, he's white as fuck. He's he. He was born a toehead, blue eyed. He's now gray, but um, but I have dark hair, dark eyes, dark skin but I'm cultured but you are cultured, but I am. What is it like 68 great britain?
Speaker 2:and you look cultured I do like.
Speaker 1:Even when we have went to powwows in the past, I have been asked what tribe I'm from, or yeah, they don't say shit to me and I'm just like y'all hired me to sing you a white ass indian. I just no, I'm not really I just want to come say that at powwows like I've never seen an indian that white before yeah, and I'm up there like rocking the drum. I don't judge because, look, I don't look like I'm very I'm british, but I'm, I'm and I wasn't trying to appropriate your culture or nothing.
Speaker 2:I just wanted to come sing those songs that I love.
Speaker 1:You were adopted into it, yeah pretty much.
Speaker 1:After they did all this with the 23 and me and the Ancestry, they found a match it was Sherry's ex-boyfriend, named James Reyes. So they go to his apartment in Costa Mesa, Okay, and they look around and they're like this is the place. This is the place that Sherry fucking described. Oh. So they're like all right, we need to talk to James. Yeah, and at first James was like I ain't got nothing for you, bro. And then they're like well, you do know that lying to the FBI is a crime. So James was like all right, let's talk.
Speaker 2:Reyes was rock me on the day.
Speaker 1:Yes, so James said that Sherry had told him that she needed to leave her abusive husband and asked if she could come stay with him. Sherry told Reyes that Keith had been beating and trigger warning, raping her and several police reports had been made but nothing was being done about it.
Speaker 2:What Dude was working his ass off to support this household. He was geeking the squad.
Speaker 1:He was geeking the squad. He was geeking the squad dude. So on november 2nd 2016, he drove like 10 or 11 hours or whatever it was somewhere in between there and picked her up right where she had left her phone, earphones and strands of hair. When she gets to Reyes's apartment, she kicked him out of his own bed and he slept on the couch. Ooh there.
Speaker 2:He didn't even get the poononies oh he did there.
Speaker 1:There, she starved herself, she hurt herself and asked him to puck. Oh my God, okay, okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:So james was a uh, semi-pro hockey player, like he had played for the ducks, and she had some money no, uh, he did not well, I mean, I don't know um, I'm not sure what james did, but he did.
Speaker 1:He was at work most of the time during sherry's visits and, uh, when he would come home every day she had like a new bruise and she was just, she was hurting herself. She had him buy specific cleaners that would give her a rash. Then he she had him go to Hobby Lobby and get a wood burning tool so that he could, at her demand, burn the word Exodus into her back.
Speaker 2:Holy shit, Lindsay.
Speaker 1:I was right. I was right, come on, I didn't keep you hanging.
Speaker 2:You fucking kept me hanging so much. Dude Like dude. I was right. And then Sherry.
Speaker 1:She just woke up one day after all of this. No sex was involved, by the way.
Speaker 2:James never got laid, never got the poon. James never got laid All that for no poon.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there was no semen on her underwear, but there was DNA which is floating around everywhere you know what I mean. So she just woke up on thanksgiving morning and was like take me home deuces right now and on the way she was like uh, we gotta stop and we gotta get some chains and we gotta get some zip ties we gotta get the murder kit and, uh yeah, abduction kit and we're gonna blame it on some poor ass Latino.
Speaker 1:He just had her, or she just had him drop her off in the place where she was found. And you know, it's so funny to me the the truck driver that she flagged down to call the police to say you know, I'm a guy and she is. I mean, I did not pull up that 911 call, I couldn't get it without there being an interview behind it and whatever the good the truck driver is, like this lady named Sherry Panini.
Speaker 2:I got to finish my song Lindsay. No, Sherry, Sherry baby. Sherry, won't you come out tonight? Sorry, Not sorry.
Speaker 1:I had to do it, so all the evidence was gathered and it was time to bring Sherry in for another interview. They reminded her that lying to the FBI was a crime.
Speaker 2:Federal offense.
Speaker 1:But Sherry continued with her original story and then they presented the evidence and Boy howdy Boy, let me tell you what it was quite a scene. At first, she sent the FBI out of the room and told Keith hey, I don't want to get the younger capture in trouble because she's the reason why, like it was whispered, she's the reason why I get to hold my kids every night. What, yeah?
Speaker 2:Trying to get him on the team, she whispered in the key yeah, come on, dude.
Speaker 1:So to get him on the team, come on, dude. So then the FBI comes back in the room and tells the story about James and how his DNA was a match. Then she started crying hysterically no, let me see if I can reenact it.
Speaker 2:Oh, here it goes.
Speaker 1:No, it can't be James, he can't. It can't be James, he can't be part of this. Holy shit, lindsay no it was oh yeah, Wait a minute, wait a minute, thank you. The Oscar goes to Lindsay. Thank you, the Oscar goes to Lindsay.
Speaker 2:You win all the awards. You are the Sherry reincarnate, just perfect.
Speaker 1:The Oscar is still in limbo for sharing. We'll get there, we go. And they were like nah, girl, it's you. James was just the cuck that you got to go along with it, and we gave him a polygraph about this and he passed. So and now keith is like done, like in the interview, like you can see him like he's pissed, he's like patting his legs oh, he was the geek that was just working his ass off.
Speaker 2:He wasn't actually beating and fucking raping his wife. He has left the fucking chat yeah, and the other one's left to fucking suffer you're right.
Speaker 1:And so, sherry, she finally, like, after she stops her like crying performance, she decides she's gonna lawyer up. She, she, just, she literally snaps. I really want you to watch that interview because it's wild. She like, snaps. She's just like. I'm not going to say another thing to you until I get a lawyer. Like it, I see through her shit. Like I said, she did all of this. All of this happened in 2016. Whoa, like I said, she did all of this, all of this happened in 2016. Whoa, she doesn't get arrested until March of 2022. What 2022.?
Speaker 1:So they found the DNA.
Speaker 2:What the hell Lindsay.
Speaker 1:So they found the DNA in 2020. This interview that I just told you about was in 2020. But then COVID happened and everything slowed the fuck down. And Keith actually says in one of the documentaries that I watched the day that she gets arrested, she posts bail, Her family helps her post bail.
Speaker 2:You're like building that up. Then you're like well, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the day that she gets arrested, which is in March of 2022, she posts bail, comes home, she tries to have sex with Keith, like he says all she's trying to do is like strip him down and everything, and he's like ma'am, ma'am, so they have. So that happens. So he finds out that she's full of shit in 2020, but somehow she convinces him that James has actually been the kidnapper. Oh shit, so he's living with her for two more years until she gets arrested.
Speaker 2:That wouldn't happen.
Speaker 1:She gets charged with lying to the FBI and mail fraud. They'll always get you on mail fraud Because she had gotten $30,000 from the state of California.
Speaker 2:Victim advocacy yeah she was wanting to rake that fucking money in. This was what paid for her therapy. Her therapy On herself.
Speaker 1:Okay, she needed it, so I'm going to also tell you guys, lindsay, so I'm going to also tell you guys, lindsay, so I'm going to also tell you guys Listen, no, no, no, keep going Straighten up.
Speaker 1:Listen to me right now. Snap it, snap it, snap it, okay. There was another woman that Sherry Papini had went to school with, named Tara Smith, okay, named Tara Smith, okay. So Tara Smith this is an actual, real case had been abducted in 1998, when she was 16 years old, from the same road that Sherry's quote unquote abduction happened, which is called the Old Oregon Trail.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 1:Tara never returned and her family, during all this time that Sherry was quote unquote missing. Tara's family, you know, reached out to Keith. When Sherry returned I'm holding up quotations when she returns, tara's parents had Sherry over for dinner and expressed such horrific PTSD that she couldn't even go to the bathroom by herself.
Speaker 1:This is two people whose daughter actually went missing and has never been returned was one suspect named Troy Zink, who was Tara's taekwondo instructor that she had actually been having a I don't even want to say unorthodox, it was an unlawful relationship with, because he was much older, she was 16. She was a minor and he had actually, you know, been investigated but was let off Like there was no solving to Tara Smith's disappearance. Nothing, nothing has been solved from that, and this Taekwondo instructor had actually already been previously been in jail for rape and he was teaching children.
Speaker 2:He was following the traits and then raking in kids, that way you can fucking caress them into that bullshit?
Speaker 1:What the fuck. And this was in the 90s, yeah.
Speaker 2:Red door on the fucking Taekwondo spot.
Speaker 1:But anyways. So Tara had also went out on a jog that day on Old Oregon Trail, but she never returned. Her parents have no closure on her disappearance and this fucking cunt, whore-ass bitch, Sherry Papini.
Speaker 2:Come on Lindsay, Come on, dude Really.
Speaker 1:Cunt, whore-ass bitch.
Speaker 2:Women be doing the work.
Speaker 1:First of all, she doesn't get to be classified.
Speaker 2:I want to pick on her while she's pissed off.
Speaker 1:Don't make me fight you. Oh God, don't break all the shit here on the table.
Speaker 2:Lindsay, so you wish that she would have caught dysentery on the Oregon Trail.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah so some of the public was absolutely shocked and some were like you know what? I fucking knew it. I knew this bitch was full of shit. And then, of course, there was the whole racist Nazi undertones of the whole hoax as well. I mean, this bitch is an absolute asshole and I'm going to list the ways she cheats on Keith.
Speaker 2:Ding.
Speaker 1:She leaves Keith and her children. Ding. She then makes them think she's been kidnapped. Ding, she dupes her ex-boyfriend into thinking that she's been abused. Double ding, she dupes him into a whole kidnapping hoax. Ding, ding, ding. She lies to her husband, law enforcement and pretty much the entire world that she had been kidnapped by Hispanic women and that she was going to be sold to a cop.
Speaker 2:All the dings.
Speaker 1:She takes money from the community and the state of California. Two more dings and Keith said that she threw it in his face for years about what she had been through and you didn't save me.
Speaker 2:Ding of fucking lame. You didn't find me. Come on, man.
Speaker 1:And she pretends to have PTSD to her family and friends. She actually had a party.
Speaker 2:This is in my side notes Because of her fucking self.
Speaker 1:This is in my side notes. She had a party because of her fucking self. This is my side note. She had a party, a get together, a gathering of friends so that they could tell her their reaction when they found out she had been found oh, she just wanted that hug and attention that's a whole different level of psychotic. Right there I need it right now.
Speaker 2:I need it. I need it right now. I need it. I need it right now.
Speaker 1:What the fuck? And, like I said, she actually wrote a book about her fake experience called 22 Days.
Speaker 2:Because of her therapy that we paid for.
Speaker 1:Now her lawyer basically said that she had undealt with mental health issues, and I cannot disagree with that, because normal people don't do that.
Speaker 2:It's called selfish bitch.
Speaker 1:And nobody has an answer as to why she would have done such a thing. So she was ordered to pay over $300,000 in restitution and sentenced to 18 months. 18 months, 18 months.
Speaker 2:Lindsay does not like that In prison.
Speaker 1:No, I don't like that, because male fraud alone is up to 25 years. So how is that not right? Blonde hair, blue eyed, white female. Why the fuck did you only get 18 months?
Speaker 2:Do your acting again, please, right, do it Come on again, please, right, do it Come on. I want more. I want more of her. Oh my God, please.
Speaker 1:Please, that's what she says on the that's the phone call when the truck driver. Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:When the truck driver is calling to report that he's found this woman named Sherry Panini. That's what you hear in the background. Please, please, I was so. I have listened to so much coverage on this woman. I want to barf just a little bit in my mouth, but anyways, so well. Keith filed for divorce and has full custody of the kids, thank God, and she was released from prison in august of 2023. Not has not paid one dime towards her fine, but she now has appeared in a new documentary. She now says that james reyes was actually her capture and he was the one that tortured and beat and starved her, and she said she had to make up the story of the Hispanic women because he was watching her.
Speaker 2:Oh, come on.
Speaker 1:Dude didn't get no poon or nothing. Man, yeah, and she said she had to make up that story because he was watching her and she didn't want to endanger her kids.
Speaker 2:Reyes didn't even rock me, amadeus.
Speaker 1:And unfortunately she has quite a few people on her side about this. So we'll see how this continues to unfold. But, like I said, the FBI, they polygraphed James. They did not charge him with anything. He he was just a dude that was duped. He was a cuck Right Like sorry, james, you were duped and he knew that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. And he should have seen through her shit as fast as I did and not fucking married her ass. He didn't marry her Well I mean, oh, Amadeus should have seen through that shit, you know.
Speaker 1:Okay yeah, keith was the husband.
Speaker 2:Well, he was the ex too.
Speaker 1:Amadeus was right, but he didn't marry her. Yeah, no, the only one that had married her previously was the military guy that was just in it for the benefits. That's right.
Speaker 2:Okay, so I'm wrong, yeah yeah, yeah so, but either way, amadeus shouldn't have fucked with that dude but he was probably hoping that there was.
Speaker 1:He was in the. From what I could gather with his interview with the police, he was thinking there was going to be a relationship there yeah and you know, what's crazy to me is like, even though sherry was a blonde haired, blue-eyed petite woman, she's not that attractive. How the fuck did she get all these men I?
Speaker 2:have no idea so no I want to make it like a trendy thing for dudes to start more rejecting thirsty ass women. Because they have an agenda, if there's a woman that's coming at you and she's like thirsty and trying to throw herself at you. Reject her.
Speaker 1:And if she's wanting you to beat the shit out of her and brand her, don't do it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, more rejection. Dude didn't even get no poon out of the whole deal, man Not one single.
Speaker 1:You know what's funny? When you look up Sherry Papini on Google, it just says Keith Papini's ex-wife.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah, that's perfect, that's fucking perfect. I cannot believe it. That I've seen through the whole. She ain't all that. Not all that, no, not really no.
Speaker 1:I mean she probably was coming out of my thirst as fuck like. She ain't your type whatsoever.
Speaker 2:They better look more like Lindsay over here. You're beautiful as fuck, thick and dark. Thick and dark To get Jesse's attention Lindsay is fucking thick and amazing.
Speaker 1:So that is the wrap on Sherry. That's it but there's more documentaries that you can watch and I recommend I watch them all. The perfect wife on Hulu. Sherry the perfect wife, sherry Papini lies, lies and more lies, and then Sherry Papini caught in a lie on max. So please watch all of those, because I need y'all to see this woman's Oscar winning performances on FBI and law enforcement. It was not, I mean she doesn't get.
Speaker 2:She gets one of these right here. That's it. That's all she got. She's insane.
Speaker 1:There's something wrong. I mean honestly, yeah, Mental health and all she got. She's insane.
Speaker 2:There's something wrong with her? Honestly, yeah, mental health and all that, yeah for sure.
Speaker 1:Even in the new documentary, which is the one caught in a lie on max she video. There's video of her with her FaceTime calls with her kids, Cause Keith has full custody, as he should, and she, like when she hangs up, she screams and she. And she, like when she hangs up, she screams and she. Oh, my God, it's just, oh, I want to bark. And how dare you, how dare you blame James After you know you made up this whole lie. You did all this for attention. Have you seen the movie Gone Girl? You've watched it with me.
Speaker 2:Don't that sound real, familiar? Queen of the dramas.
Speaker 1:Yeah, don't that sound real familiar.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah, familiar hell yeah, I just, I mean, I seen it. That was the really cool thing about it. You know, I was just like something's coming and I wasn't really sure.
Speaker 1:So you did I would. I could never get something like that off on you. Yeah, I had to get a watermelon. You had to get another drink you had to get another drink in the middle of this? God damn it. It's frozen. I left it.
Speaker 2:She's been in the freezer for an hour she is so fucking fired up right now and she tried to spill it, but the drink was frozen, Got it? No, this story has been fucking and you're done already. I'm done. Holy shit, Lindsay.
Speaker 1:Watch the documentaries though you guys. We're watching it. Please watch them. We're watching it you and I when we get home from the river tomorrow.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:We're Sherry Papini in it, because you have got to see this bitch yeah because we, some Florida people, we going to the river tomorrow. Yeah, we going to the river, we're going to fish, we're going to grill and we're going to drink. But you did a great of work on this one.
Speaker 2:Oh, I bet, I bet there was a lot of shit on it. And you played it so fucking good and I'm over here calling it out the whole time and you're like cool calm collected over here. That was hard.
Speaker 1:You saw me crack a smile.
Speaker 2:I'm flicking her the bird right now because I knew better, I better, I was like I know better and I gave her the bird and I do it so appalachian style that it's just it's, it's so funny and hey, uh, your drinks kind of you need to fix your drink there. Well you keep talking.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna talk about a band, okay, yes, what band are we plugging?
Speaker 2:hey, I want to talk about a band. Hey, it's turn. I want to play this band right here. I want you to check it out.
Speaker 1:My frozen drink is bubbling.
Speaker 2:So I got these cool ass cats that I think we played with a couple of times called Solid Right Hook, from Jacksonville.
Speaker 1:Really.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm coming y'all. Are you in the mic? Are you here? You're just going to have to hear me echo, she's back.
Speaker 2:I'm back, she's back.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm cleaning up a mess.
Speaker 2:Solid right hook I got this cool ass song called Monster by them. Okay, lindsay's, she's in a mess over here.
Speaker 1:This is awesome, this is bubbling.
Speaker 2:What does that Lindsay?
Speaker 1:when you try to freeze your alcohol.
Speaker 2:Do not do that.
Speaker 1:I didn't do it last night.
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Speaker 1:No, well, we have the Curtain Call Records playlist.
Speaker 2:Curtain Call Records playlist on Spotify.
Speaker 1:You can follow us on.
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Speaker 1:Drink about something pod underscore Lindsay yes.
Speaker 2:So solid right hook from old Mikey over here, Isn't that awesome. He was just like yeah, you can play our stuff.
Speaker 1:Mikey Graz.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was like dude, I think that we've played together. And he was like yeah, I think so too. You know, I remember your band and all this stuff, like we used to kick ass in Jacksonville. Are you all right with your drink? Over there? I'm having a slurp Solid Rock Hook's badass though OK, from Jacksonville, check this shit out.
Speaker 1:I'm excited, mikey Graz.
Speaker 2:Yes, this song is called Monster, so check this shit out. Ooh, monster. That's what she really was. Sherry Papini is a fucking monster so follow this band. I know they're going to be amazing. We're fixing to kick this shit off. You ready, ready?
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