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DRUNK ABOUT SOMETHING: Recap about the Jodi Arias Case: Obsession and Murder
The Jodi Arias murder case stands as a chilling reminder of how dangerous obsession can become when mixed with manipulation and rejection. What drives a seemingly ordinary woman to commit such a brutal act of violence? And why did Travis Alexander keep pulling her back into his life despite recognizing the warning signs?
Travis Alexander grew up in difficult circumstances – one of eight children with parents struggling with addiction – before finding stability through his Mormon grandmother and faith. Jodi Arias, from a stable middle-class background, became completely infatuated with Travis after meeting him, even converting to Mormonism to strengthen their connection. Their relationship quickly developed into a complex web of religious contradiction, sexual exploration, and unhealthy attachment patterns.
Perhaps most importantly, this case serves as a stark warning about toxic relationships. Travis recognized Jodi's instability but continued to maintain contact for physical intimacy. Jodi's obsession grew to the point where she couldn't accept Travis moving on with another woman. The hosts emphasize the critical lesson: never pursue or maintain relationships with someone showing signs of dangerous instability, regardless of other benefits or attractions.
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Hey Jesse, happy Wednesday Lindsay.
Speaker 2:Yes, now this is raw, uncut and unedited, so go ahead and roll that intro.
Speaker 1:It's Junk About Something you guys we're fixing to kick it off, right motherfuckin' now. Yes, it's almost like a little Egyptian type of movement. You know, yeah, what, what? I'm walking like Egypt right now, like if Walk Like an Egyptian was remade, it would have to be with that song.
Speaker 2:Did you make another drink for our little recap here?
Speaker 1:I got a little something, something over here, Lindsay, what you got, Well, so like. So the last one because it was this is Drunk About Something.
Speaker 2:Drunk About Something.
Speaker 1:So yeah, we compile things, we go raw and I usually go pretty raw on Drunk About Something. So, yes, St Augustine distillery met me today.
Speaker 2:And you got that on ice and ice just dropped in our maker, because we do record this in our kitchen. It's raw, unedited.
Speaker 1:But yeah, so this is bourbon, st Augustine distillery smoked bourbon. Haven't had this one yet, so it's like that little kit that you bought me you I have to buy the little fuel and I'm lazy and I just didn't want to do it because it's like smoking, I'm like I don't know whatever.
Speaker 2:I want to do all this, but we need to do it. We need to make a video of it okay it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1:It's gonna happen, but saint augustine's jewelry is by far actually my favorite bourbon and I deserved it right. Yes, yes, did I, absolutely Do. I Did I. Holy shit, lindsay, you've been killing it over here and I'm so fucking proud of all your achievements and everything, but what are we going to recap? You said you had some recap. Oh, from last.
Speaker 2:From Jodi Arias.
Speaker 1:Oh, the handstand.
Speaker 2:So, jesse, he watched. He watched the handstand, he watched the interrogation where Jodi did the handstand. And she sang to herself and she laughed to herself and she dug through some trash.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Wild and it took you an hour and a half to find her singing. Oh, holy Night, and that was like 12 o'clock at night and I'd been working. I was tired. I was like Lizzie, it's okay, and she's like no'clock at night and I'd been working. I was tired. I was like Lizzie, it's okay, and she's like no, we're going to find it. I know it's there. And you finally found it and it was like woo, we found it. And we were geeking for another 30 minutes on that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but, before that and that I mean Before that and I actually said Jody's turned upside down or something You're like, why'd you do that? And I was like she did the handstand.
Speaker 2:Listen. I woke up sick as fuck this morning and you know I was like I wanted to review our pod and I was like what does this mean?
Speaker 1:And then you said it like that I'm like oh.
Speaker 2:I get it. And then you said it like that I'm like oh, I get it, but that's like something that I took.
Speaker 1:I took it out. I was like you know what? My wife's not happy with my little joke there, so I just took it out.
Speaker 2:Well, I didn't get it right away, so I was like maybe our listeners won't either.
Speaker 1:There.
Speaker 2:But Jodi Arias literally does a handstand, that way of thinking is fully on.
Speaker 1:We have some of the most amazing listeners over here. Thank, you.
Speaker 2:Jodi Arias literally does the handstand in her interrogation. I can't get over it. I can't get over it.
Speaker 1:It's on our website right now too, so you can see that of her doing it on our website. Squires, squires, yeah, so go to drink about something. Got side and you'll see her doing.
Speaker 2:Absolutely Follow us. So quick recap.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So Jody, she is, you know, a little middle-class family. She's doing okay, her family's cool, Whatever.
Speaker 1:A fucking 12 year old pot farmer.
Speaker 2:Lindsay come on. I know but Travis, he's over here. But Travis, he's over here. He's in a family of eight with some meth head parents.
Speaker 1:Big family. They kind of failed.
Speaker 2:He got sucked in Gets taken in by his Mormon grandmother. He gets really deep into that faith, wants to go by it. But he has a little bit of a sex. I kind of want to say it's an addiction, because when he meets Jody and he realizes she's a crazy bitch, he don't let that go.
Speaker 1:I kind of brought it up a whole bunch because they didn't do the Okay, they didn't have normal conventional sex at first for a while.
Speaker 2:No, they did oral, anal and grinding. They did a grinding thing. They didn't do the soaking. So they should have changed no soaking.
Speaker 1:I was fixing to say they should have changed it where they can cut a hole in the sheet and it doesn't count. You know, Right, I got a hole in the sheet, so I'm not actually seeing you while it's like so many different fucked up crazy things and he had like this ring and he was like, oh, I'm gonna take this off, so it doesn't count. Choose the right CTR yeah crazy and he would take that off and she got fully ass infatuated with him, but I mean you know, so she had already, she had.
Speaker 2:I mean. So last podcast on the list is a big inspiration for me, so I definitely plug them a lot. They described her first boyfriend as a gas station vampire. So she goes from him to the older guy, daryl, who owned the resort in Big Sur, which we said we definitely got to look at. And what were we doing? We were doing a train ride.
Speaker 1:We were watching Modern Family. It came up, yeah.
Speaker 2:The resort in Big Sur which we said we definitely got to look at. And what were we we were doing a train ride. We were watching Modern Family it came up, yeah, and they literally just how the fuck they're doing a train ride in Big Sur, right by Big Sur, so I don't have to drive.
Speaker 1:You can't be a passenger princess on that one.
Speaker 2:I can be a passenger princess on the train ride.
Speaker 1:But I do want to drive some of it.
Speaker 2:We can both be passenger princesses If we ever get famous.
Speaker 1:Dude, I'm getting a convertible and driving that Because all the curves and everything. You remember the Austin Powers movie where he's like it's almost like Northern California looks nothing like England. It looks like the same with all the curves. Yes, oh yeah, but Big Sur is beautiful.
Speaker 2:I want to go to Monterey, so she got like completely infatuated, changed her religion. Changed her religion, got baptized by Travis.
Speaker 1:Oh, then it was on then. And then they had full, you know vag, wanker sex, and then it just became Vag wanker Well.
Speaker 2:I listen to two British ladies a lot. It's vag wanker and I love the way they talk and I'm like you know what Wanker's cool. Love the way they talk and I'm like you know what Wanker's cool On a jet two holiday.
Speaker 1:On a jet two holiday. Yeah, this was a fucking jet two.
Speaker 2:50 pounds off per person.
Speaker 1:No, like so, and she was like traversing between California and.
Speaker 2:Mesa and.
Speaker 1:Arizona.
Speaker 2:I was like why the fuck? I was going between Mesa and Mesa.
Speaker 1:The whole episode you was in a Mesa of Mesa. I was, like I said, you know, been day drinking. I think you had too many cervezas. I did, yeah, on your Mesa Mesa, but you know what?
Speaker 2:My speech was clear. I wasn't slurring.
Speaker 1:I was.
Speaker 2:You were slurring.
Speaker 1:I was.
Speaker 2:You was drunk you were doing Crown straight on the rocks.
Speaker 1:Well, that's what I said.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, yeah, and he's on the rocks again over here.
Speaker 1:Rocking.
Speaker 2:Rocking into the night. Rocking into the night. So yeah, she's going in through the doggy door and instead of Travis saying you know what, bet you crazy.
Speaker 1:We need to elaborate on the doggy door. Lindsay, a little bit, yes, because that is insane to me. Because, that is insane, to me Insane.
Speaker 2:Look, I love you, but there is no body on this planet. I don't want you that infatuated with me.
Speaker 1:Lindsay, I don't want to feel like I can control Squeeze his middle ass through a doggy door.
Speaker 2:Now she was 110 pounds, so she was like the size of a dog.
Speaker 1:But she was completely infatuated. He could do whatever he wanted and still call her back in for the booty call at any time, but he kept her on the hook the whole time during all of that bullshit Still, okay, I still.
Speaker 2:I cannot wrap my brain around how she got she forged a knife. I cannot wrap my brain around how she got she forged a knife to stab him and the gun without his knowledge of it being there. They're both naked and taking pictures in the shower.
Speaker 1:Where did she put it? I think she jumped and she's 110 pounds.
Speaker 2:I mean, I know she did it but, I, just want to know how it's a bag.
Speaker 1:Okay, so she shows up with her little backpack. They have all the little sexy time and all that.
Speaker 2:You think she just had that shit in her purse.
Speaker 1:No, she took the backpack into the bathroom right, had the full plans, the gun and the backpack the knife and the backpack.
Speaker 2:This is allegedly speculating, guys, Allegedly speculating guys Allegedly speculating.
Speaker 1:Yes, this is me over here.
Speaker 2:Don't never take my shit for real. Don't tell him that though, we're speculating wildly.
Speaker 1:Speculating.
Speaker 2:Wildly.
Speaker 1:Ininebriatedly, but I think she showed up with a backpack okay, it was both in there with some clothes and some bullshit and stuff that he didn't even pay attention to because he was too busy trying to get his dick wet Right, always Banging, banging, banging, playing, banging, banging. Then the camera comes out, right and they're in the shower. They're playing around. She's like slips around and grabs the fucking. I think she grabbed the knife, juked him one good time probably in the throat and that incapacitated him to the point where he was shocked enough where she could just keep on fucking going.
Speaker 2:Well, this was definitely. I mean, we know for a fact that this is a premeditated murder. The evidence shows that the shot was after. So do you think okay? So she planned on getting there. She planned on having one last hurrah for him because he was planning on going to Cancun with another female and that just did not go over well with Jodi, like whatsoever. This was end game for her.
Speaker 1:The full breaking point. She could not never have him and she thought that when he went on this trip it was completely over and ain't nobody going to have him but me, and I could never get him. So it's over.
Speaker 2:And she. So she brings the murder weapons with her and you know they, they. She goes to sleep because she's been driving all night. You know Gurley's got to take a nap. She's not a passenger, princess, she's. She's doing the whole, the whole show. So she's got to take a nap. She wakes up, they're doing the nasty, they're taking pictures. Her butt cheeks are spread open like my concho. There's literally pictures of her butthole, Like that was evident. Chocolate starfish Chocolate, starfish Hot dog flavored water on Travis's end?
Speaker 1:okay, because he's got the hot dog. Oh, you seen it there, lindsay, I did not, but you seen her butthole. Did you see the pictures?
Speaker 2:No, I did not. I didn't go that far into the goop. It really happened yeah.
Speaker 1:But we did see some on the dock like there was some bloody pictures and such.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a little blurry. You know, I just can't wrap my head around how this 110-pound woman committed this horrific murder. I know she did it, but I want to know how.
Speaker 1:Well, he thought fucking Alexander over here thought that he had her and she would never hurt him, right, and he was supposedly abusive. And he knew she was crazy and he was abusive. He was, but he knew that she would never come at him like that, so he was shocked. He was shocked In that fucking shower.
Speaker 1:he was shocked and you saw that last picture, yeah, and he was definitely fucking shocked she would never do this to me and all of a sudden juke, juke you know I'm violent jay and I stab people and then, like she got him and it was just completely shocking to the point to where she probably went fucking full ham with that knife.
Speaker 2:First, well, that's what. Yeah, that's what. That's how I figured how it went down. She took that last picture of him probably holding the knife, because she's crazy, jodi.
Speaker 1:How many?
Speaker 2:stabbings 27.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Then an ear to ear, throat slit, then a gunshot to the head.
Speaker 1:Right, that's what it was. Evidentiary, yes, evident, like for the forensics and all.
Speaker 2:And you know so, she, her, her first story is she wasn't there at all, that he was just sleeping with somebody that looked like her, and did you see?
Speaker 1:did you see in the video how she's? Leaning over with her boobs like this oh yeah, she's trying to play the boys over there over with her boobs like this. Oh yeah, she's trying to play the boys over there.
Speaker 2:She's like look, I know y'all can't see me, but I've got mine like Jesse you better quit it there you better quit it there. The cleave is hanging out. She's bent over, she's like. That does look like me.
Speaker 1:I'm like no, it's me.
Speaker 2:But it's not me.
Speaker 1:I was going to call the family, but I just didn't want to seem like I bugged them too many times.
Speaker 2:Right. And then the second story is that ninjas, male and female, came in shot Travis like, assassinated Travis and let her go and told her never speak of this.
Speaker 1:If she says anything, they're coming for her and the whole fucking family Right.
Speaker 2:Then three, two to three years later she's like when she gets on the stand, she's like no, travis was abusive and he was a pedophile. Now in the sex tape that is played in open court, and they're sexting. They are Well, they're phone sexting.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, but it's recorded.
Speaker 2:It's recorded without Travis's knowledge. She has a huge fake orgasm on it and he literally does say you sound like a little 12 year old girl coming for the first time. For the first.
Speaker 1:That's creepy as fuck bro, that is creepy as shit. How does that turn you on?
Speaker 2:how do you, why would you say something like that?
Speaker 1:what makes you want to say that and be turned on about it, where you're still going to diddle diddle? Right right, right, ugh, ugh, yeah, for fuck's sake, yeah, this is so toxic, and every little aspect of all of that. And leading on and knowing that you can do whatever you want to with this woman and she will be fully involved in whatever you call.
Speaker 2:I don't know how deep the crazy was.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but he's been playing her on and off and just dragging her in. You can't do that On and off and just dragging her in. You can't do that Leading her along.
Speaker 2:Women and men, because both parties can be guilty of this same type of behavior.
Speaker 1:Manipulation.
Speaker 2:Do not pursue any kind of relationship with a person that is unstable. No, don't do it. No matter how good the poon, no matter how good the wink is the blood hole or the hot dog or whatever.
Speaker 1:It's not.
Speaker 2:Do not lead on a person that you know is mentally unstable. It could be horrible for you.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Be horrible for somebody in your family.
Speaker 1:Right, yeah, it's completely fucking horrible.
Speaker 2:I mean don't do it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and just what he did? Just keeping her involved and drug along. He knew what the fuck he was doing. He knew it.
Speaker 2:He was addicted to that poo. He didn't want to let it go. He wanted a good Mormon girl over here. We'll say on the left, Never did settle.
Speaker 1:He was in his 30s, lindsay. I mean, come on, you never even settled and you're that old and he's supposed to be a Mormon where they're building the kingdom of heaven. I a.
Speaker 2:Mormon, where they're building the kingdom of heaven. I mean, you and I have both been married and divorced by 30.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but religiously, though he was supposed to have 8, 9, 12, 15, 37 kids by now Shit.
Speaker 2:And wives. Yeah, why didn't he play that?
Speaker 1:card. Why didn't he have sister wives? He fucking should have moved on up north, what I think he should have moved to um where's that? Area where they have like the fucking. I don't know we're going to.
Speaker 2:we're going to deep dive into Mormonism in a little, in a few episodes Fucking Nebraska or some shit where you can have like 37 wives. I got so much content for you guys you have no idea Where's that dude that had like 70 kids.
Speaker 1:Are we going to talk about him? Holy shit, there was one of them, wasn't that? Warren Jeffs. Oh yeah, oh fuck, I can't wait to talk about that. It's got to be on the list. Put him on the list.
Speaker 2:That's going to be like an eight-parter. We're going to start with all the people, all the players yes, so much stuff. And, like I told you, there's a lot of true crime cases just in the Mormon community that I already have logged into my agenda.
Speaker 1:Yeah and full on though we don't hack on religion. No, logged into my agenda. Yeah and full on though we don't hack on religion. But at the same time, there's a lot to hack on from the religion, you know. Because I mean honestly, mutilate little boys and shit make them sing higher. You know what?
Speaker 2:I'm saying Between Mormonism and Christianity and Catholicism. That's like my whole list, no shit.
Speaker 1:Really.
Speaker 2:Three years worth of content.
Speaker 1:There's a lot of religion and a lot of shit yeah, a lot of shit. And, like I said, you know, back in medieval times they march on a field 5 000 people on each side in the name of christ. Is like you're gonna do this dude for this little piece of land and then to tell them that you're leading them toward god, but you're gonna kill off all these people wait till I talk about, about fucking Joan of Arc and her fucking right hand man who was like, oh, I can't, oh, there's that too.
Speaker 1:We're going that far back. Oh, I'm excited about that because, you know me, I'll be watching the history way on down the road.
Speaker 2:So y'all stay tuned for that, because that's wild, that whole, that whole fucking story with her right hand man.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And whole that whole fucking story with her right hand band. Yeah, and you know it's, it's a conspiracy, that like joan of art was just basically a fucking schizophrenic right and she and her right hand man was nasty.
Speaker 1:Oh god, he was so gross, so and also I had nightmares about that guy and, too, lindsey, like we're kind of creeping up on so many different things, like as far as music goes and the bands and all that stuff. Uh, 50th episode's coming up pretty soon and I'm manifesting this because I talked to one of the touring drummers from a pretty famous band and he's wanting to be on our podcast, so hopefully that'll be a cool thing. Maybe y'all check that out when we get there. But just keep following along and follow the bands and the stories, everything Lindsey has going on. She is, I think, leveled up a little bit over here. I haven't.
Speaker 2:I'm just like I'm just bumbling, I'm trying to yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 1:I don't know what, uh, what kind of levelage we've gotten, but I I talked about from our first podcast is like us, trying to get settled in and and learning how to do this, this, the craft of doing podcasting.
Speaker 2:It's a journey, it's a lot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I have to get calloused you know cause you, you fucking really ruined me Cause Jesse knew nothing about this world. You ruined me Before I brought him into it.
Speaker 2:You have, and you know, I I kind of wanted to do a Bailey Sarian thing, but different. I wanted to do metal and makeup, but I'm not comfortable talking in front of a camera. But I always hear these stories that I want to relate to Jesse but I'm like I need to write a fucking essay to explain to him.
Speaker 1:And Lindsay, fucking kills it on makeup too, though she does.
Speaker 2:I don't have any on right now.
Speaker 1:Everybody that is around her is jealous about her style. Well, you know it, girl, for real.
Speaker 2:But one bestie is coming over tomorrow early before our little graduation. So I have three main besties Aaron, cindy and Jojo. We're celebrating Jojo's graduation. She is getting her degree. She has been working for a very long time. And another bestie she's coming over and she's like, will you do my hair and makeup? I'm like, yes, girl. And then the other bestie's coming all the way from Jacksonville. She's bringing some smoked salmon dip. I'm excited I'm going to have all three besties here in one sitting. And then my work bestie Stacy yes.
Speaker 1:You better not call her like your bestie, bestie Cause you know how many besties can women have before there's somebody getting jealous somewhere?
Speaker 2:No, everybody loves everybody.
Speaker 1:We're older, though, so it's a different thing.
Speaker 2:I don't have any besties, I don't have nobody, I.
Speaker 1:I don't have any besties, I don't have nobody. I got my band.
Speaker 2:JoJo, aaron and Cindy have been around a long time. And they all know each other and we've all hung out together.
Speaker 1:So it's just a different occasion so the togetherness has always been there. And I mean what? 12 years now, right, Almost 13? Yeah, we've been together 13 years, Justin, but the whole togetherness has always been there.
Speaker 2:So it's a whole Cindy and I have been besties for 19 years, going on 20. Aaron followed a few behind her, then Jojo followed right behind Aaron, and so I mean, like these women have been in my life a very long time. And then Stacy, my work bestie, like I've literally I feel like I've raised her from a child I have. She started working with me at 17 and she's now 27.
Speaker 1:She's kind of aspiring up to that fourth.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and we close together two nights a week.
Speaker 1:That's my work, bestie. She seems cool. I mean I'll always cut up and have a great time with all of them. So it's in and she's like she comes over that dog. That one time. It was really cool, Jolene.
Speaker 2:She's got a basset hound named Jolene, and that is oh, that's my girl.
Speaker 1:But back to the recap. So the trial goes right Full on. It was just insane, you know, like the, the prosecution, I mean, you know and you wanted to talk about. You wanted to talk about what happened with the prosecutor in this deal.
Speaker 2:So, juan Martinez, yeah, oh my God, can you pause it so I can go get my notes.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to pause it, lindsay. I said we're going raw and unedited, so you better run, run, run, run, run run. Lindsay went to go get her notes and we're going raw and unedited. But like these stories and everything here, I am by myself now. This is Drink About Jessie over here at uh, yeah, I'm quiet because I don't know what to say, because she left. She's coming back, but I'm completely lost. I don't even know what to say because she's gone now. You guys, she better come back. Come back to me.
Speaker 2:Okay, now better come back. Come back to me.
Speaker 1:I'm coming right back, okay, okay, now we're back, I can yeah All right, so take another sip for me.
Speaker 2:Juan Martinez was the prosecutor in the Joey Arias trial, okay, and he was cutthroat, you saw it.
Speaker 1:Well, aren't you glad I brought that up, Cause you am I, am I your partner Cause. I don't have this group of besties over here. All I need is you, Lindsay. All I need is you.
Speaker 2:All I need is you, but they were there before you, babe, sorry, no, no, no, no, no. My circle really got a lot smaller because it was super huge when you first met me and I was it. I just brought it down to. I don't need you know, well, I mean well, okay, so me and I, we have also like had our own lives, yeah, away from each other. Like Jojo's moved to, uh, georgia, cindy was in Ocala. Oh yeah, everybody peels off and I got, I got. But we have these group texts where I got routed eyes too, but I just they don't.
Speaker 1:they don't come and chill with me and I'm kind of jelly, not Because I just have a great time with your friends.
Speaker 2:I know you do, I do.
Speaker 1:And they don't even make fun of me or, like you know, talk shit about me in front of my face. So I love it. Oh my.
Speaker 2:God, stop it.
Speaker 1:Okay, back to the trial Juan Martinez.
Speaker 2:He was cutthroat. You can watch the docu. There's several documentaries out there about it. And he was cutthroat. I mean, you saw oh he's nasty. Yeah, he was nasty.
Speaker 1:But he knew he had him at the beginning and he was just like why am I fucking wasting my time? He was going out just cutthroat prosecuting and Jody Arias a defendant was on the stand.
Speaker 2:How many days? For 18 days, 18 days. And she and he I mean she's. It's crazy, because her answers back to him were so stupid at some point oh, then he just caught her in so many lies at the same time he's like are you a liar?
Speaker 1:she's like not that I know of, but I have told some lies. And then all of a sudden, like 20 minutes later, he's like did you do this? And then he calls, he recalls the same thing and she tells a different story and I'm like you're fucking done, dude.
Speaker 2:But he ended up getting disbarred because he leaked information to a blogger with whom he was having a sexual relationship with and lied to investigators about their relationship.
Speaker 1:The nookie really fucks up some shit.
Speaker 2:It does Like, bro, you're literally prosecuting a trial about a man who got murdered over some nookie, and now you're getting disbarred over some nookie, nook, nook. Wow, how the universe verses Spun.
Speaker 1:Well, no, he felt like he was 10 foot tall in bulletproof.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, you can tell he's big dick energy.
Speaker 1:You can tell, yeah, that trial, and he's like I can get it. I'm God right now. Right now, this moment, I'm living my best life. And then the defense. Tell them about the defense Lindsay Nerm, nermy Nermy Became a comedian after this. Yes, so one got disbarred and one became a comedian after this trial.
Speaker 2:Fuck sake. Jodi Arias ruined everybody's life, okay.
Speaker 1:With her handstand.
Speaker 2:Yeah yeah, their circus act over there and there was a couple of retrials because they would be deadlocked. And remember there was one juror who was like in leopard print head to toe and I was like that's going to be me, yeah you did say that.
Speaker 1:I said she wants to get the hell out of here. She can play bingo. I'm not going to be in leopard print, I'm still going to be in like full goth metal it's going to be goth metal.
Speaker 2:leopard print, goth metal leopard print Black on black Black on black.
Speaker 1:With my winged eyeliner my lashes and my purple hair Fuck yeah, we're going to be cute old people. Yeah, no matter what you wear, I'm still wearing the same thing. Speaking of that, you bought a fucking a nightie the other day and I was jealous about that shit.
Speaker 2:He is so jealous, you sent me a video Now.
Speaker 1:first you sent me a video of dudes wearing nightgowns and I was like dude, I could do this. And I was like I could feel like.
Speaker 2:I'm comfortable Dudes wearing muumus.
Speaker 1:I'm like, I feel like I was comfortable. They did that shit like in the fucking 1800s Come on, fuck. They wore jostling gowns and nightcaps. Is it unacceptable for me to wear a fucking nightie?
Speaker 2:Do you want to wear my skeleton nightie? I'll let you sleep in it tonight.
Speaker 1:Really.
Speaker 2:Yes. So I went to Bell's Outlet shopping for my oldest grandbaby. She starts school on Monday and then her birthday is on Saturday next week. I was like I gotta go shopping for my oldest grandbaby and of course I had to get a little shit for myself. I got some stuff for Si and after I was leaving the skincare section I got some face wash and some shit like that, you know, and I was like I was looking at the nightgowns and for some reason, like Snoopy, but there it was Snoopy's and for some reason like Snoopy, but there it was.
Speaker 1:Snoopy's back in style Everything was Snoopy, I wasn't really big on it. I mean I like the old stuff, but you know.
Speaker 2:But there was a lot of Snoopy shit and then I was searching and then there was one black skeleton, moo Moo, and it was just for me and it was my size. And it was only seven bucks so the thing is lindsey and it's soft, fuck you. And it's v-neck like I didn't even have to cut the neck out fuck you three, four, five.
Speaker 1:So listen, the thing is the thing is, the reason why I'm infatuated with it is because you look so fucking good in it and I'm just like I want to wear this too because, like I feel like I would look good too. I don't know what I am. No, I don't need to do that.
Speaker 2:I'm hanging low as it is, so I get home from work last night and we got a vibration plate, so I wash my face and wash all the makeup off. I got my space buns the exercise plate yes, it's called a vibration plate oh, okay and I've got my space buns in. I've got my black skeleton muumuu on. It's my first Halloween purchase of the year, even though I made notes to myself. We don't need nothing, we don't need no more dude.
Speaker 1:We don't need. Don't do it, man, we go ham on Halloween.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we do.
Speaker 1:And I was on the vibration plate. Come and check us out for Halloween. Everything's jiggling. It's a party.
Speaker 2:I'm like 190 pounds, I've got jiggles. I've had four kids Everything's jiggling on this vibration plate and he's like where'd you get that? I want it right now.
Speaker 1:Oh, we turned that into a thing. That became a thing. I might be telling too much, but it became a thing.
Speaker 2:I'll be TMIMI in on the pile.
Speaker 1:Well, anyhow.
Speaker 2:Raw uncut, non-edited.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I mean. So in that moo-moo on the vibration plate later. I'm good, slappity, slap. I'm not allowed to say that and get away with it, because I don't edit none of this shit. So fuck it, lindsay, I think. So I don't know what I'm saying, I just had to do whatever. It was kind of funny. I don't know what I do, so let's wrap this thing up. Fucking horrific ass. Fucking shit. Infatuation. He drug her along. Should not have it really had fucked up careers.
Speaker 2:It fucked up people.
Speaker 1:He wound up unalived.
Speaker 2:Brutally murdered by a 110-pound woman that could fit through a doggy door. But what I was saying is there's one guy on there who was on Travis's side, a friend who said he'd light up a room. Stop saying that shit. Yeah, that's bullshit. Not everybody lights up a goddamn room. No, no, period, point blank. Whatever Some people are pieces of shit behind closed doors.
Speaker 1:All that being said, check us out on drinkaboutsomethingsite. Yes, and happy fucking drunk about something we are so drunk right now. And we'll see you guys next Friday.
Speaker 2:Love you, bye.
