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Drunk about something recap of BELLE GUNNESS

Jendsey Season 1

Dive into the darkest corners of American history as we unpack the chilling tale of Belle Gunness, one of the nation's first and most prolific female serial killers. Over drinks and unfiltered conversation, we trace the bloody path of this Norwegian immigrant who transformed from farm girl to calculated murderer in early 1900s Indiana.

The story unfolds like a macabre fairy tale – Belle arrives in America with dreams of wealth, only to discover that marriage and honest work won't satisfy her appetite for money and power. What follows is a masterclass in manipulation as Belle orchestrates insurance scams, suspicious deaths, and ultimately creates a deadly trap for lonely men seeking companionship.

This raw, unedited recap captures our genuine reactions to each twist in Belle's story while saving some revelations for listeners who want to experience our full episode. We also touch on a current case involving child abuse that reminds us how vulnerable populations continue to fall through society's safety nets.

Listen now for a haunting journey through one of America's most fascinating true crime stories, told with the perfect balance of historical detail, dark humor, and genuine human connection. Then join us Friday for our next two-part case that promises even more shocking revelations.

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Speaker 1:

Hey Jesse, hey Lindsay, hey, I see you and I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you. What's going on?

Speaker 2:

Happy. What day is it? Wednesday?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, happy Wednesday.

Speaker 2:

Happy Wednesday for raw, unedited and uncut recap with us.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I'm here. I know what we were talking about at the moment. Yeah, yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 2:

What are you having to drink today?

Speaker 1:

Back here Hang on.

Speaker 2:

Do you see our little, our little flower arrangement with the googly eyes? We're already decorated for Halloween.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we're already ready already.

Speaker 2:

We got another box to get down. But that's mostly like Halloween wear Halloween pajamas, t-shirts, shit like that.

Speaker 1:

Old number seven. That's what I'm drinking.

Speaker 2:

Old number seven Jack Daniels, jack Daniels On the rocks though Classique Nice, cheers everybody. Cheers.

Speaker 1:

What are you drinking there, Lindsay?

Speaker 2:

I'm having a pineapple, this today and I'm using let me see.

Speaker 1:

Let's see it, pineapple.

Speaker 2:

It's like a hippie cup. It's cool, but I'm using my koozie. You bought me this, yeah.

Speaker 1:

I did, that's right.

Speaker 2:

My hippie koozie cup and we've already had Bloody Marys this morning and if you follow me on TikTok, drinkaboutsomethingpod, underscore Lindsay. We made a little video about it. Jesse built them and then we drank them together.

Speaker 1:

Yes, we build things that way, we can destroy them later it was good, the sourdough started the mix.

Speaker 2:

The sourdough started.

Speaker 1:

Yes, she has to do the.

Speaker 2:

Well, because there's no sourdough in it.

Speaker 1:

The only thing it's starting is like but we're not telling you where that came from. You have to find it out yourself.

Speaker 2:

You've got to find that out. Where did the sourdough starter come from?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, figure that out, or ask somebody in the. If you don't know, ask somebody, and then they're going to be like bitch, listen, listen. And then they're going to tell you so, listen, and then they're going to tell you so that's going to be a fun thing. If you don't know, then you'll know.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

If you don't know, you better ask somebody.

Speaker 2:

All right. So in our episode about Bell Gunness, Jesse was what's the word I'm looking for.

Speaker 1:

Four on the floor.

Speaker 2:

Sloshed he had. He enjoyed what's that stuff called? What's that vodka that we used this morning? Blue something.

Speaker 1:

Blue something. Yeah, it was good.

Speaker 2:

Jesse enjoyed the shit out of that last weekend A lot, a lot.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it was worth it. Probably wasn't.

Speaker 2:

It probably wasn't worth it, but he loved, absolutely loved the story about Belle Gunness, and we're going to recap that today.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, belle Gunness.

Speaker 2:

Okay. So when I first started telling you that story, did you have any inkling at all that it was going to be the way that it was?

Speaker 1:

Fuck, no, like the whole thing. Okay. At first I was like, okay, maybe it was Fuck, no Like the whole thing, okay. At first I was like, okay, maybe it was some insurance shit at first. You know the burning of the house, then the burning of the business, and then the husband and the kids and all. I'm like it's too far, it's too far. And then the whole fucking thing where she just started grabbing people from all over the United.

Speaker 2:

States to come Put an F in the paper, in the newspaper.

Speaker 1:

Why don't you call her frog mouth?

Speaker 2:

I can't call her that she has in public documents, bill Gunness was described as many, many things, but one of them was she had a frog mouth and when you look at it, you can't unsee it, can you no?

Speaker 1:

no, and not that we're looking at. We're not judging by anybody's looks, but she's a horrible ass.

Speaker 2:

Human beings holy shit, a monster I mean okay, monster, like she killed children before we like completely go over all of it.

Speaker 1:

Would you had bought a ticket to ride at the little uh after party? Everybody showed up after all the shit went you know what?

Speaker 2:

in their sunday best, that's what really got me this time, day and time? No, we got plenty of shit to do yeah, we're not we're not gonna go to the back then living in a small farm town where shit like that was unheard of there was nothing to do and that was nothing to do, yeah listen y'all.

Speaker 2:

okay, we're going to break it down quickly, fast. Okay, bell gunness, she comes over here from norway. She allegedly um was in a, or being courted by a gentleman who she got pregnant by out of wedlock Allegedly that guy later on. Or she miscarries the baby and then that guy dies of arsenic poisoning. Okay, that's one. Then she marries Mads Sorensen, who she is with. What did we say about 15 years? And she doesn't? She wants children, but unfortunately within the 15 year time span she wasn't able to produce. But she did adopt one little girl, Jenny Olsen, from a family in need. And then all of a sudden she's got four more kids, like two sets of twins within a two-year time span.

Speaker 1:

So where the fuck did them come from?

Speaker 2:

Well, that's what I'm going to go into a couple of other theories. I don't want to say conspiracy, but just theories. So those babies just appeared out of nowhere, but they lost two of them, but she had insurance on them which I didn't even know. Like I'm still baffled because she was setting it up.

Speaker 1:

She was setting it up.

Speaker 2:

She's like I'm gonna grab these kids, play with them for a while and then collect well, they did have enlarged intestine problem, like I think it's called colitis isn't that what the medical term is?

Speaker 1:

and the mortality rate back then was we get that, but with that many kids right and that many insurance claims, she had all the insurance claims nobody knows where these children came from. Um they took somebody out and take them to work well.

Speaker 2:

There were theories that they were bought, there's theories that they were stolen, and then there's theories that she took them off of um a person that couldn't take care of right.

Speaker 1:

There's a theory of a dead man right there oh, that band sucks oh well, you know, I had to dad rock it in dead man I don't judge, we had a dad rock on that one, just a little. I don't judge you. We had a dad rock on that one, just a little.

Speaker 2:

I don't care for him.

Speaker 1:

Just leave it.

Speaker 2:

I had to do it, okay. So for some reason in my mind, when I hear a title or see how a band looks before I listen to their music like Theory of a Dead man, I'm thinking way more hardcore than what they sound like.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

That's just like Kiss. It was a huge disappointment for me. I grew up. I was not allowed to listen to rock and roll and shit like that.

Speaker 1:

There's so many of them I'm thinking of right now.

Speaker 2:

So I had seen how Kiss, how their stage makeup and everything was. I thought they were going to be so much heavier than they were. I was just a little bit disappointed.

Speaker 1:

She didn't want to go see him. I had to take Silas.

Speaker 2:

I was like it was a disappointment that has stuck with me my whole life, because I wanted something heavier out of somebody that looked like that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I did, and you probably heard the stories before you even really like looked at the business.

Speaker 2:

The Gene Simmons show before I even listened. No, that's not true. I knew who kiss was. I listened to Kiss music before I watched that reality show yeah, it was in movies. I just wasn't impressed. I listened to a lot of music that I loved before my time, but I don't know. There was just something about how their music doesn't match the way that they look for me and I never enjoyed it.

Speaker 1:

I'm not a fan, it was cool the pyrotechnics and just the glam it was a glam. They're a glam rock band. They're a glam rock band, all the motif and everything that they wore. It was just part of the show and that was just like the over-the-topness you know, just like Twisted, sister and other bands I like.

Speaker 2:

Twisted Sister and other bands. I like Twisted Sister. Fuck yeah, they look like them, I don't know, but Ghost.

Speaker 1:

We won't talk about Ghost. We won't talk about Ghost. I will real quick, Real quick on Ghost. So I went to hang out with 7Dust at Rockville.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, what was that 2016?

Speaker 1:

And I'm giving LJ all the love and I'm talking to some of the members and 2016. And I'm giving LJ all the love and I'm talking to some of the members, and Ghost shows up to do their little table signing and I'm like LaJohn listen.

Speaker 1:

Jesse was bitter because Ghost beat them out on a Grammy award On a Grammy and it had just happened. So I'm like I'm giving the bird and this is how I do it. So if it's not cool, whatever, His bird's a champion, Straight at them the whole band and they're like feet away from me and I'm like, LJ, you should have won, you should have won, you should have won. How did Ghost beat a metal band and get a Grammy for metal music? And they're not even Metal?

Speaker 2:

Not really, no, they're soft.

Speaker 1:

Soft rock no, they did not need to steal that from them.

Speaker 2:

The Easy Listening Station.

Speaker 1:

Yes, yeah, you're listening to the Easy Listening Station. I'm going to listen to some Man's Chicago right now. Kick back and have a great time as you wait for your pie to cook.

Speaker 2:

I don't even know how that song starts, but I like that song, that Chicago song.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, and if you play them backwards they're satanic as fuck.

Speaker 2:

You know what's weird? I'm using this as a microphone and I have an actual microphone.

Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah, look at you.

Speaker 2:

So back to Belle.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so she marries mad sorensen, um, produces children somehow, um, and then her and mads have, and that mads is a night watchman. Her and mads then open a candy and cigarette shop. It well, I mean it was like a little small grocery type thing and it wasn't successful.

Speaker 1:

So Lo and behold.

Speaker 2:

It's insured and then there's a fire. Then later on the home burns down, but that was after they had invested a shit ton of money into these Alaskan minor schemes. Look all that up. There's some crazy history behind that. I should have had you look that up. So now, from now on, if there's something that I want a little history behind, that's going to be Jesse's assignment.

Speaker 1:

But really I have to do more work. So that was the breaking point right there, like okay, there's the karma right there.

Speaker 2:

Well, Belle came over here Because I got fucked out of the insurance she was a woman with a dream and she wanted to be a kept woman and she wanted to be a little bit princess style and marry a man with a lot of money. And she really wasn't in that situation. So she she was trying to figure out how to be.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I mean even going back to her childhood where she lived in Scandinavia. It was. She was a hard worker, went to a small school. Good, a good person, everybody over there from her little farm girl histories of them, speaking of what they've passed down, the the story of her over there. She was a good human being and she saved up her money, came over here yeah, her sister nelly got her over here yeah and was it nelly or netty shit, I forgot.

Speaker 2:

There's so many names one of them.

Speaker 1:

I covered so many cases yeah but um so anyways.

Speaker 2:

So their home burns down. Then turns out Mads has two life insurance policies. One's about to get canceled out before the other one takes an effect, but there's one day where both insurance policies are going to be collectible, and that is I think it was July 30th of 1900. And that was the day.

Speaker 1:

And that was the day.

Speaker 2:

And that was the day that happened.

Speaker 1:

That was the day it happened, right there. Oh, is it good, is it good? She's like looking at her watch.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Is it, time Is it after midnight. So he came home from work it was a story he had a headache, she gave him some quinine powder and he gone. She gave him some quinine powder and he got him. So she collected that money and bought her the farm, the farm, the famous farm Gunness Farm, where she does meet Peter. She reacquaints herself with Peter Gunness, who she had known in the past, and they get married. They're living on this farm and then guess what?

Speaker 1:

He clocked out.

Speaker 2:

Peter meets with an accident.

Speaker 1:

So-called Hold up. Let me go.

Speaker 2:

Peter meets with an accident, he is so. The story was she had been grinding some sausage. She put her sausage grinder back up on a shelf, then she was boiling some brine to make hog head cheese. The bitch knew what to do with every piece of a piece of an animal. I mean, she was talented in that aspect.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, she knew about that, she knew farm life.

Speaker 2:

She knew farm life, she knew butchering. She had done that when she first moved to America, so anyway, so the sausage grinder, okay, first, matt's coming in. He puts his shoes by the stove so they're warm, because it's cold outside. They live in Indiana and somehow he knocked over the sausage grinder that killed him, that hurt him.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that hit him in the back of the head, gave him a contusion.

Speaker 2:

Back here and then, while that's toppling down, after it bumped him in the head. That's when the boiling pot the boiling pot also goes on top of him. But I didn't put this in the story and and I apologize, but he was still alive after all that happened. He died later. It said that he kind of was woozy, had like he had like a concussion behavior because the baby ran.

Speaker 1:

The baby ran and went, told somebody, hey, my dad's on fire something, and so he was still alive at the moment.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, um, so then after I think it was j Jenny had ran to get help, the people from the neighboring farm come and they're like shit, this guy's in a pool of blood with a broken I mean like it was. It was a scene, but Belle, she was in hysterics, she gave a compelling story.

Speaker 1:

It worked, it worked.

Speaker 2:

It worked. So then she puts ads out in papers, mostly through the Chicago Tribune. And then there was another one. It was like their own, like the Scandinavian community's own paper, scandinave.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

And that's what the paper was called.

Speaker 1:

Oh, the Scandinave.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you shared that. Yeah, yeah, check out all that because there's a lot of content we put out there on the socials and stuff.

Speaker 2:

so so she put first of all, this bitch looks rough as fuck by now, okay, and she puts an ad out saying that she's a comely woman. I don't know if y'all remember language, arts and vocabulary, but comely means beautiful, and she was not, so she lied.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

But she was getting then to come over either from Norway or from other states where Norwegian immigrants had settled and they're uprooting.

Speaker 1:

They're selling all their stuff Like multiple. Many, many, many people showed up, have sold their whole life to come and join her and her fucking inquisition. Are never seen again, yeah and then she.

Speaker 2:

So all the while she's got men just coming in droves um, she is pursuing a man named andrew hell, oh god, I can't remember his last name hell, nine, something like that. Andrew h will say that. So she's pursuing him by correspondence for like 18 months. She's putting in the work to get this guy to come down. She's in LaPorte, indiana. Forgot, we did not mention that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, she groomed him up for a while, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, she was going to pet him and make him cream pudding. I mean you have to listen or you have to. Okay, either read or listen to, uh, the book hell's princess and how you said it. You're like you're coming over, I'll make you the cream pudding but like I mean, they said, this woman had some game, she had game, she had game for days, yeah, but no visual, it was all.

Speaker 1:

No visual game, everything she had game for days, yeah but no visual.

Speaker 2:

It was all no visual game. Everything else she had going for her. She could work a farm, she could do the thing she purred like a kitten and then so she's got men coming over. She's grooming Andrew to get him to come down. He's from the Dakota area, South Dakota.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And she's also got a live-in companion who I found this.

Speaker 1:

Actually, I just knocked it over. I'm spooky.

Speaker 2:

She's got a live-in companion who is also a farmhand. I got a bird Named Ray Lanphier, so Lanphier. He's got his own room in the house and he's working. He had been kind of a grifter, drifter or whatever you want to call it.

Speaker 1:

He was the alcoholic right yeah.

Speaker 2:

Town drunk gambler who liked the company of older women Older than him. He had the infatuation, like he was, like the true guy that did older women, now older than him.

Speaker 1:

He had the infatuation like he was like the true guy that did the work he wanted a mama.

Speaker 2:

He had mommy issues.

Speaker 1:

Oh.

Speaker 2:

If you listen to the book, it does talk about that quite a bit, Mama. And what's crazy is the book Okay. So audio book it's six hours long. The whole story of Belle Gunness is told in the first three. The last three are all about ray later on, but we'll get to that it was a big drawn out thing at the end.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so, um, anyway. So she gets andrew over and then she tells ray, you go sleep in the barn, bitch. Andrew's here, now andrew's here. So she gets andrew to deposit all his money or not deposit, I'm sorry to withdraw all his money. Some of it was in currency, some of it was in gold coin, and then guess what Deuces. And actually we forgot to mention before that Jenny, her own daughter, had also disappeared.

Speaker 1:

Now she was supposed to go to school. She said and then nobody could contact her. She didn't really have anything.

Speaker 2:

Another one of her farmhands who had been wanting to court Jenny that she had went to further her education in California. But guess what? Nobody saw Jenny leave. Nobody saw the professor who was supposedly coming to pick her up. They never saw that guy.

Speaker 1:

But wait, if you go back to the story that we actually told, you can find out all of that, what really happened to her, and that's what is so horrific. And at the end of everything, all these people just kept getting gone. Somehow they're gone. And then the house burns down. Burns down to the ground and there's like three people found at that moment, but a female didn't have a head. But the woman didn't have a head, so did she dip out with the money and her body?

Speaker 2:

did not describe that of Belle Gunness.

Speaker 1:

No. And Ray Lamphere took the heat for all of it and people came in droves to come and witness all the horrific things.

Speaker 2:

Because, jesse, there was 12 bodies dug up.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I wasn't going to spill all that.

Speaker 2:

I was going to let them.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we're not going to go into so much detail because, yeah Well, we're trying to bait them into actually going back and listening to our stuff. Is that cool? You're going to go listen. Listen to the juice.

Speaker 2:

So yeah, the juice so that's going to be the um, the recap of bell gunness, but I want to share well, before you go all the way done, I wanted to say one more thing go ahead because I sped it up real fast and I wanted to on purpose the dude that was doing like the sluice box thing.

Speaker 1:

Then all of a sudden some teeth showed up.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

When you listen to this whole story, I think it was he planted that shit somehow, but anyhow there's. There's a lot of conspiracies behind this story.

Speaker 2:

It is wild. It is intriguing. Um, if you listen to our actual episodes on it, you will know that that is the. That was the very first case I ever listened to on a podcast.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And that was years ago.

Speaker 1:

I've never been into podcasts at all, but when can I?

Speaker 2:

start listening to them and get obsessed. It was years ago, it was before the pandemic. Yeah, yeah Before that. Yeah, before the pandemic.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, before that. That's when I really latched on and figured out that my ADHD brain can really get some shit done when I've got headphones in and listen to podcasts.

Speaker 1:

Driving for me.

Speaker 2:

I will do podcasts and drive my ass off, but I am so productive while listening to podcasts. I will literally be three or four hours in and I'll be like oh my god, I got so much done. I won't even realize everything I've done. I just keep going and it's wonderful, I love it and I'm just hanging out.

Speaker 1:

I'm like I'm watching tv whatever, you got your earphones on kicking ass.

Speaker 2:

And I'm like then people try to talk to me. I'm like, huh what, oh boomer style huh, and I'm a closer at my job too. So as soon as we, as soon as them doors are locked when the public leaves, the podcast comes the podcast is in my ears and literally I blink and I'm done and I'm like, oh, holy shit I'm done.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's it's.

Speaker 2:

It's amazing, the power of podcasts, but okay, so I want to start doing, on our recaps, little small side stories. So this week I was scrolling through TikTok I think it was Monday and this little story came to my attention. Who is a father of six was found to also be the father of his 11 year old stepdaughter's child, who was made to give birth at home 11. 11. We have a child that's 11. We have a boy that's 11.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we have a child.

Speaker 2:

And that's so fucking scary. She almost died from this.

Speaker 2:

Okay, and that's so fucking scary, she almost died from this, okay, and that was the only reason yeah, okay, that's not that's what I'm trying to rush it, but well, that's what I started out with, that, yeah, so she was giving birth at home. She almost died from it, so the family had to call emergency services. And that is when I mean, if she had just been given this birth at home without any complications, this family would have never been discovered. Um, so, yes, it came. It came to me that, um, the stepfather of one of these children, of this 11 year old girl who almost died giving birth at home, he was the father of this child and the neighbors had been calling the police and CPS for over a year For over a year, oh fuck that Because this family lived in absolute squalor and nothing happened.

Speaker 2:

Nobody, even you know.

Speaker 1:

They didn't step foot in that fucking place Nobody decided to do a quick little well check.

Speaker 2:

No, nothing, okay, that's garbage. There were also neglected animals and animal feces all over the home, which did remind me of our Turpin family story. We do cover that, and guess what is arriving today? Oh, yeah, you get your. So Jennifer Turpin, the oldest of the Turpin family. She has a website called Dawn's Designs, because that's her middle name, dawn, and I ordered a witchy vibes hoodie from her, which will be yeah, go back, yeah, so go back and listen to the Turpin family horrors, do it, yeah?

Speaker 2:

So go back and listen to the Turpin family horrors, do it, yeah? So police never responded to one single well check or complaint on this home until the parents called 911 when the 11 year old was giving birth and the mother, like the mother of the family, is literally a month away from having the family's seventh child. Burn everything to the ground, just burn it all.

Speaker 1:

Like I am just Stop it. Stop abusing me with these stories.

Speaker 2:

Oh.

Speaker 1:

It's abuse.

Speaker 2:

Our next recap is going to be about something that I dumped on Jesse. Okay, so first, my initial plan was watch this documentary. The whole world has watched this documentary.

Speaker 1:

She fucking hates me. I can tell.

Speaker 2:

And no, I love you and that's why I'm here.

Speaker 1:

You see me like I'm already cocking that way the plant I gotta look at. Leave me alone.

Speaker 2:

So the world has watched this documentary. I'm not going to mention its name yet because we are going to recap it. I know, At first, what I was going to do was I was just going to do a short story about it on our next recap, because we're doing a two-parter next, so there won't be a recap on that episode.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so I was like, hmm, let's recap this documentary. But when we do, when we do the doc, the recap that I know about we're going to tag dante elizabeth james in that one, because he was the goat at the end of it that actually made me overcome what I was stuck in. So thank you, dante elizabeth james.

Speaker 2:

We love you to death actually backtrack real quick, so I so I decide not to just tell jesse this story, but actually make him watch the documentary at when I got home from work what was it? Thursday night I was tired and she's, but I got off early.

Speaker 1:

I got home early I was like we got time yeah, let me hit you with this, and she did it in a Scandinavian voice. Let me kill you with this. Y'all, y'all. So, thank you.

Speaker 2:

Again, he gets angry as fuck at this documentary and I was like hold on Our boy Dante Elizabeth James has made a tick tock about it, so I'm going to let you watch that before you go to sleep. So he died laughing at that, and then he was able to peacefully drift off into slumberland instead of being horrified horrifically, my best sleep ever. I don't know if you guys don't follow Dante, elizabeth James on TikTok. What are you doing with your life? Follow him and Juicy. They're best buds and they are. What's the thing they're?

Speaker 1:

tight dude, they're tight Like a toy guy.

Speaker 2:

But no, their comedy, especially Dante's, is top notch, so stay tuned.

Speaker 1:

For all that and positivity, we got a bunch more of this. So if you like it, share it, do the things.

Speaker 2:

We're going to let you guys go for now because we're going to record our episode of the week and then we're going to record that recap.

Speaker 1:

I think I'm really going to need a smoke and a pancake before we do that Smoke and a pancake. Yeah, bong and a blitz.

Speaker 2:

Pipe and a crepe.

Speaker 1:

Probably yeah.

Speaker 2:

What is it?

Speaker 1:

Cigarette and waffle All cigarette and waffle, all those we're going to need, all those before we get off into that.

Speaker 2:

I'm already ready If y'all want to follow us on our personal socials Lindsay Stanball, jesse Stanball. We're going to do 61 Days of.

Speaker 1:

Halloween Challenge. Yeah, we're doing that. Do that with us. Do that with us.

Speaker 2:

I'm posting it. We're going to mark it off every time We've already watched. What did we say? So we watched Insidious 2 last night Kind of got two down already and then we watched the Crafts today.

Speaker 1:

So, yeah, yeah, I think we'll have it knocked out before it's even fucking October.

Speaker 2:

Nah.

Speaker 1:

And we'll be close.

Speaker 2:

We'll be on vacation for eight days, but we could probably watch some more right there, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Hotel, tvs.

Speaker 1:

Hotel TVs. No, we're going to be fucking tired as soon as we get in.

Speaker 2:

Comment. Okay, so leave me a comment. What show or what channel is your go-to channel when you're in a hotel TV? Mine's Comedy Central, because it plays the Office reruns and that's just my comfort show. It plays Office and Parks and Rec, and those are my go-to sleep shows, and it plays off of Sandbox Parks and Rec, and those are my go-to sleep shows. And then you wake up to SpongeBob.

Speaker 1:

I like watching SpongeBob. That's what I was fixing to say.

Speaker 2:

You wake up and put it on Nickelodeon.

Speaker 1:

It's like while you're waking up, it's all of a sudden and you're up. You're already up, you're up.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, because we got rid of cable and shit, and then it's yelling hurry up, si, we got to go.

Speaker 1:

We need to go to the pool. Hurry up, we got to go to the show, to the show, whatever yeah.

Speaker 2:

But on this trip it's going to be hurry up. We got to drive three hours to get to our next destination, lindsay six. Six.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, maybe even eight. It just depends on where we're going.

Speaker 2:

But there's a lot of going.

Speaker 1:

There's a lot of going yeah, and I'm, uh, over here. You already got me like off into this pretty good already with your fucking story right now, and then you got more to go and so definitely, um, but we will, uh, we'll revisit that when you find a uh don't attack the microphone. This is raw, unedited, and uncut the microphone.

Speaker 2:

Loves, you, love you, kitty, kitty anyway so when we find out more about that story.

Speaker 1:

That's just what's out there right now, um and there was another one here in Lake City. Again, we're gonna be talking about probably well, it was technically Fort White.

Speaker 2:

It was in our county in our county.

Speaker 1:

So the next season we're fixing to finish off our first season, our whole year of doing this and thank you guys so much for being a part of it and it's it's growing. So we're watching it grow together.

Speaker 2:

Thank you so much but we're trying to keep these under 30 minutes and we are just now just a little bit over. So we love you. Stay tuned for friday's episode. New case gonna be a two-parter. We we love you so much.

Speaker 1:

We're giving you extra.

Speaker 2:

Extra, extra.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, read all about it. We'll see you guys coming up on Friday. Yeah, so we love you so much. Bye.

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