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A Hollywood mystery collides with holiday chaos and neon-soaked nostalgia. We start by unpacking the Natalie Wood story from the ground up: a child star shaped by a mother’s ambition, a career that paid the family’s bills, and a haunting “dark water” warning that framed her fears. Then the weekend that won’t let go—Catalina Island, a yacht called the Splendor, broken glass, smashed bottles, delayed calls, and a body found at dawn. We walk the timeline with fresh eyes, weigh competing accounts, and ask what the official narrative still doesn’t answer.

From there, we come up for air with our real-world circus: hosting Thanksgiving, smoking two turkeys on a pellet grill that ran out of pellets at 6 a.m., and learning that “done” depends on patience, backup plans, and a ruthless thermometer. Black Friday traditions keep the pulse going, and yes, one of us got cut off at the theater bar during Wicked—popcorn loyalty intact. We compare notes on what makes a great musical moment and why sleep sometimes wins in the third act.

To end, we tap into the cultural comfort food that never fades: cassette tapes recorded off FM radio, Friday night video rentals that smelled like buttered cardboard, Saturday morning cartoons with cereal bowls inches from the TV, TGIF appointment viewing, and playgrounds so metal they literally were metal. It’s a wide-angle episode that balances a sober, respectful look at an enduring Hollywood case with the warmth of family rituals and the glow of 80s–90s memories.

If you’re into true crime deep dives, movie history, messy holiday wins, and a dose of retro joy, you’ll feel right at home. Hit play, share your Natalie Wood theory, and drop your favorite 90s memory in the comments. And if you haven’t already, follow, rate, and send this to a friend who still rewinds their memories with a pencil.

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Warm-Up, Drinks, And December Vibes

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Hey Jesse. Hey Lindsay. Uh what are we drinking today?

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What are you drinking? A vodka and energy drink. Whatever the watermelon that you got from Aldi's. That's what I'm drinking.

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Watermelon waves.

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Welcome everybody. Hey everybody. What is Miss Lindsay drinking over here?

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I'm having a watermelon Vista Bay from Aldi.

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We didn't even plan that, dude. No. I'm on a watermelon vape over here.

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Me too. Watermelon ice. It's it's almost winter. Yes.

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Well we got it. But we're still on summer. 21st is the winter officially, or whatever.

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20s. Is it first or second?

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When is winter solstice? One than 20 days. I don't know.

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Comment, Victoria. But we're getting there.

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We're getting there. We did the whole Thanksgiving damn thing. You want to recap on some of that, Lindsay? How that's it?

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Well, first let's recap our episode.

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Oh, we're gonna recap on that. We're gonna be capping no mean recapping.

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So we don't have a new episode coming out on Friday. So we're gonna make this one a little long. And uh we're gonna recap our episode. We're gonna recap Thanksgiving. We're gonna recap Wicked. Oh. What else did we say we were gonna recap?

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We have like a whole- You wanted to talk about some things that you missed in the Wednesday.

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Well, yeah, so I have and I have a um, yeah, we're gonna talk about that later. We'll get there. So first, let's recap Natalie Wood.

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Oh, here we go. Happy Wednesday, everybody.

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Happy Wednesday.

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We're here, we're here, you're here. Thank you for being here.

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And welcome to December. We uh we transformed our house today from Halloween to Christmas.

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Seeing how we don't do it. We're not gonna do like an actual episode on this one. What made me feel old is this month.

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This week.

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This month will make me feel old.

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Oh, it's birthday month for Jesse.

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Yeah.

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And that's it.

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Faute fau.

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That's all that I'm gonna say about that's all I'm gonna say about that. On the 16th. That's all that I'm refrigerator. The refrigerator is filling up with water. Yeah. Yeah. It does that. It makes ice for us for us to have drinks.

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Yeah.

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It's a good fridge. Well, that was that's what made me feel old. What made you feel old this week? Tell me.

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I mean, you weren't even gonna say that until your birthday week.

SPEAKER_00

No, because I'll probably talk about this for the next three podcasts. Okay. Yeah, because I'm that old.

What Made Us Feel Old This Week

Setting Up The Plan: Recaps Ahead

SPEAKER_01

So what made me feel old was I had to work extra hard at my job, extra hard at home. So this is the busiest week at my work. Plus, we host uh Thanksgiving for our friends, uh our family and a friend's family. Um it's all family. It's all family. And uh we love it, but it's it's a lot, and I stress out about it, and I wasn't able to sleep past like 5 or 5:30 every morning this week. Then we did Thanksgiving and then we went Black Friday shopping. But first, let's recap Natalie Wood, and then we'll talk about all of that. So little Natalie Wood, her uh her mother was uh quite the um kind of the nightmare mom that you know, like she wasn't a pageant mom, but she was a child star mom, and she wanted to be an actress, so she made sure that her children were in the industry.

SPEAKER_00

She was living vicariously through her children and pushing them in a horrific way to me.

SPEAKER_01

Especially Natalie, because a gypsy had told her that Natalie would be, well, her second child, which was Natalie, would be a star. So she she wanted to make sure that happened.

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You gotta go like star.

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Star.

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Yeah.

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Superstar. Superstar. So and that gypsy had also told Maria, that was Natalie's mother, that um she saw into the future and that Maria should stay away from Dark Water because she saw her drowning in it. Which was very ironic. Yeah. It did not happen to Maria. Um, so Maria makes little Natalie a child star. She um she stars in several movies. Ones that you the that that I know about that I think are the most popular are Miracle on 34th Street. Which we need to watch because it's it's it's definitely used put it on this morning, and I was like, I kind of wanted to start the day with Eight Crazy Nights because yeah. The fright the the not the Friday, the Saturday after Thanksgiving always start kicks off Christmas for us because that's when we decorate. And I woke up craving leftovers, and I was like, I'm gonna put on eight crazy nights.

SPEAKER_00

Speaking of superstar, when I get nervous, I go like this. And then I'll do like this.

Natalie Wood: Childhood, Fame, And Control

SPEAKER_01

Well, you just showered, so there's they should be smelling pretty good, right?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but I mean I I made out to a tree one time.

SPEAKER_01

Did you?

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_01

While wearing a poncho? That poncho she's wearing is I mean, I love superstar.

SPEAKER_00

Yes. Can we watch that's a Christmas movie, right? No, but it will be for us. It will be, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So um where was I at? Okay, so then um she, you know, she's a child star. She does some, she's in like four movies at one time, like at the same time during her childhood acting career, and then she paid all the bills. Yeah, she paid all the bills for her family. She was the income. And um, I did not touch on this a lot in the episode, but her mother and father's relationship was very tumultuous. And her father was passive until he would have enough, and then he would drink and he would get violent. Um Natalie really didn't have a a safe space either.

SPEAKER_00

She wanted to be away from home. That was like her safe space, you know, being on acting.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but that was I mean, that was a job.

SPEAKER_00

It was pushed upon her, yeah, yeah. And she thought that she was happy to get the telescope at the end of the all the working thing.

SPEAKER_01

She would complete uh a role, you know, her parents would buy her with money that she had earned, uh, you know, a prize. And then uh when she got older, she starred in Rebel Without a Cause alongside James Dean. And then she went on to star in Gypsy and West Side Story. And I mean, she was just really doing the thing. But along the way, when she was 11 years old, she had met, or not met Robert Wagner, but she, yeah, she did. She met Robert Wagner and she swore up and down that she was going to marry him.

SPEAKER_00

She kind of sought him out, right? She was like, I'm gonna get him. He's gonna be.

SPEAKER_01

But then in between, she had fallen in love with one of her classmates, and he w really didn't like her to begin with, because they were kids and he was like, Ew girls.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, yeah, that was because he he wasn't like Hollywood star. Mom was like, no, fuck that. You're not cool enough, right?

SPEAKER_01

They fall in love, and um, but then Maria Hot Win that he had proposed to Natalie. I I can't his name is is not on the top of my dog right now, but it's a point where I was like, Maria does not remind me of a West Side story at all.

SPEAKER_00

No, because she's garbage mom and just like Maria in West Side story. Well, but I mean the actual, you know, her mom or something.

SPEAKER_01

I know, yeah. So um Maria made Natalie give the ring back to her high school sweetheart, and that caused trauma within Natalie, and also the young man uh attempted suicide. And um, so that was traumatic. But then she goes on, she her and Robert Wagner do get married. And um in they get married twice, actually. And the first go-around, uh, they it didn't work out, and they didn't have like they were still kind of young, but he was he was a lot older than her, but you know how men are, y'all mature a little later. Later, a little later.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, people don't grow up till then.

SPEAKER_01

Um, so they get divorced. It I think the first go-around, um, I think it was like four years, and so it's rumored there's a lot of you know speculation in that first go-around. Um, it was rumored that he was really jealous, um, and uh that Natalie had cheated on him with Warren Beatty, who was a very, very popular actor back then.

SPEAKER_00

But you said like the chemistry wasn't there, right? No. That was the one on set where you're the one.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, no, we haven't got there yet.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, we haven't got there yet. We haven't got there yet. Yeah, there was there was things.

SPEAKER_01

Well, actually, yes. So there was the movie that she started with him, like she couldn't stand Warren Beatty.

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Right.

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She ended up, uh, you are correct. She ended up uh like respecting him and his acting abilities, but there was no there was nothing.

Hollywood Rumors, Jealousy, And Power

SPEAKER_00

She wasn't sparking.

SPEAKER_01

But there was also speculation that um okay, so when Natalie and um Robert Wagner, RJ, get married, he has a small apartment, but he has a a butler. So why do you need a butler in a small apartment?

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Right, right.

SPEAKER_01

And this guy continued to work for him even after they got married, and still didn't have a mansion at that point in time.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, I see where you're going with this. So he was a man servant.

SPEAKER_01

Um Right, he was a man servant, and uh it was rumored through all out RJ's career, life, everything, that he was if he was not gay, he was bisexual. And that was um rumored as to why they split up the first time. But they both remarried. Robert married. I think they both actually married British people too. Oh, they had he married a British woman, she married a British man.

SPEAKER_00

I don't remember if you talked about that.

SPEAKER_01

I didn't, but I remember that from the book.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

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Um or the documentary. I can't remember.

SPEAKER_00

I just of all that you had dropped something about Frank Sinatra, too, right? Was that like a movie thing?

SPEAKER_01

Frank Sinatra was uh so Maria in um Natalie's childhood kind of uh pimped her out to older men that she felt like would get Natalie ahead in her career.

SPEAKER_00

And she went to like a like alone with them. And I was wondering, I was wanting to kind of pick you a little bit on some of that to see if you had some more dirt that you didn't put on the podcast.

SPEAKER_01

No, because that's really all that is said. Now, Frank Sinatra adored her. I think they actually started a movie together later on. But the crazy part was I know it was a different time, doesn't make it appropriate. Frank Sinatra was in his 30s and Natalie was a teenager when Maria kind of pushed that along. Yeah. But um now in her teenage years, it is alleged that she was raped by Kirk Douglas, which is Mike.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And he was really, really gross about it. Make sure you go back and listen to the episode. And also, um, I'm gonna plug at when we're done recapping this, the audiobook that I list too, because it's really good. And it's read by Rose McGowan. Rose McGowan. Do you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah, well, the Mary Lamanson. Okay, yeah, that's where I was like the whole thing about Frankie and Jawbreaker.

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You know, it's Rose McGowan.

SPEAKER_00

Right.

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So, um all right, where was I? Okay, so RJ and Natalie both get divorced from each other, they remarry other people. Ten years later, they have both produced a child, they divorce those people they were married to, and they rekindle their relationship, get remarried, and then have a daughter together.

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Right.

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So it seemed like everything was okay and copathetic in the second go-round until Natalie okay. So she took a break for she took a hiatus from acting, focused on being a mom. And then when I think Courtney, their daughter, was about six years old, she decided to get back into it and um takes on a role with Christopher Walkins. CW. Yes. I just I love him so much, and you know what's crazy is in the shower when I was like, I was doing my everything shower today because we were Black Friday shopping. I couldn't do it for me.

SPEAKER_00

Still looking really look at that. No, she she she pulled it out earlier. She had it in braids and French braids. It's so beautiful.

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And it was like and he was like, You have share hair.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, and she has it. I mean, I believe in life after love, and I can feel something.

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You believe inside myself.

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Can I touch it more?

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Yes.

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I'm touching it, and I like it. I want my hair. Can I grow my hair out and do that?

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Yes.

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I can do that.

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Absolutely.

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We can have matching hair.

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You get you're gonna have to take collagen and vitamins though, because you're skinny thin.

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I'm old and thinning.

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Well, his starts to get thin when it grows out past like about here. I want dreadlocks, but it stays thick as long as long as you keep it trimped and stuff.

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Dreads just hanging everywhere. Just you like it, it would be okay.

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Just take hair, skin, skin. Hair, skin, and nail vitamins. By the way, this is Drunk About Something Recap. We never said that at the beginning.

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Did we not?

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Raw. We've we've had a rough couple of days.

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No, we didn't.

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Raw, uncut, and unedited.

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And I have you ever said that before and are drunk about something anything?

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What?

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Raw, uncut, and unedited.

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Yeah.

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Oh, you have?

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I say it every week.

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Oh.

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What the fuck?

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Leave me alone. Leave me alone. I'm going to the plant.

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So Natalie takes on this role with Christopher Walken in a movie called Brainstorm. It's like a sci-fi thing, and they're like a little sci-fi, they're like nerdy couple in the movie. Um, which was also said that they had no chemistry. I think I remember that movie.

SPEAKER_00

Have I watched it?

SPEAKER_01

I I haven't watched it. Um remember that one. But um RJ is jealous nonetheless.

SPEAKER_00

Now, Christopher Walken at that time was a knockout. Hard fucking chiseled cheeks, just amazing.

SPEAKER_01

Robert Wagner was hot too.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I mean, of course, he was like 10 years older, right?

SPEAKER_01

I just don't know who Robert Wagner is because I don't know any of his movies. Like I know Natalie Wood's movies, uh, quite a few of them, but I didn't know anything about Robert Wagner except for the fact that he played number two.

SPEAKER_00

Was he like in Gunsmoke or some shit too? No. No?

SPEAKER_01

He played number two in the Austin Powers movies, and I love Austin Power movies. And Silas has just kind of gotten obsessed with them lately as well.

SPEAKER_00

So I'm just trying to go back to like number two. Yeah. Trying to like go back to like 60s type TV shows. I thought he was in Gunsmoke or something. I think so.

SPEAKER_01

Hold on. Let's look up his uh thinking.

SPEAKER_00

Let's look him up real quick. I'm thinking, because you know, my dad watched a lot of Western stuff.

SPEAKER_01

I like I said, I don't other than number being number two, I don't know anything about him. And this something like that. This particular story. This was um the first time that I ever knew who now I I knew Natalie wasn't.

SPEAKER_00

We knew number two.

SPEAKER_01

That's a number two, but I didn't know it was Robert Wagner.

SPEAKER_00

And then yeah. Which was appropriate because at the end of this, I feel like he is kind of a number two.

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Alright, so let's go to his IMTV.

SPEAKER_00

Which Austin Powers is just the movie, just we need number four. Yeah.

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Because Mike Myers, I mean, yes, he only did two Wayne's Worlds, but he did four Shrek's. And he's coming out with a number five. One more Austin Powers.

SPEAKER_00

They did the whole time machine thing, so they can okay, they can they can have their their universe and bring everybody back from all the movies and do like this big closing of all the the the evil whatever they've brought in. That would be great, right? Let's see.

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Hold on.

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She's looking it up. I wanted to know, because that's that's clicking in my head. I'm thinking there might have been like some old western stuff.

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No, the show that he was in. Hold on just a second.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, maybe I'm I'm pulling up.

The Night She Disappeared

SPEAKER_01

No, the I know that the like long-running show, uh, was it called Heart to Heart. No, that was a movie. Hold on.

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You're looking. She's looking.

SPEAKER_01

He was in a show, like a series.

SPEAKER_00

And in contrast, like I'm thinking of something that's like 30 years ago.

SPEAKER_01

So yes, Heart to Heart was the name of the show that he was in. Other than that, he was just in movies. And I don't know any other. So he was in Dennis the like an old Dennis the Menace.

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And this is good, by the way.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, he he was in Wild Things.

SPEAKER_00

He was in Wild Things?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. He probably had a small role because I don't remember him. But yeah, he was in the TV show he was in was uh Heart to Heart.

SPEAKER_00

Wild Things was a movie I felt dirty watching it because I was so young.

SPEAKER_01

So dirty.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I felt dirty watching that movie. Because I was young, like how long am I doing watching this movie?

SPEAKER_01

We weren't that young. We were because that movie uh Wild Things was It was the 90s. 98.

SPEAKER_00

We were teenagers, but still I felt dirty watching it. Why?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. Well, because we were teenage. I don't know. We had watched dirtier stuff before that, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, we were sheltered teenagers. I was just oblivious. So were you though? You're just like, whatever the world, whatever.

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And we've seen that was like some Pink Panther movies, also. Oh the old ones.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_01

That's cool. And uh he was in a movie called um He had a bunch of damn movies. Oh yeah, he's got a big, a big filmography there. The Silver Whip, Tab Hunter Confidential.

SPEAKER_00

So if you want some more contrast on him, you can check all that stuff out.

SPEAKER_01

The longest day. Oh, it looks like a war movie. He was in a uh Bruce Lee movie.

SPEAKER_00

Wow.

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Called Dragon.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, and the last Dragon was a really iconic game.

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In Love and War. Wow, 58. That was a that was a long ass time ago, man.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

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My parents are in their 70s and they were born in 54.

SPEAKER_00

So they know a lot of that, right?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I'm sure they know more about Robert Wagner than I do. The halls of Montezuma.

SPEAKER_00

Montezuma.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I think remember so um my bestie's ex brought over some Montezuma tequila one night when it was her birthday.

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Did you get the revenge?

SPEAKER_01

You got the revenge. You had he Jesse never calls out of work. And he had to call out of work after drinking that. Whoa. That was uh fuck like eight years ago.

Aftermath, Theories, And Open Questions

SPEAKER_00

We had like a fire pit and stuff in the back, or what was it?

SPEAKER_01

We were just back porch, they just showed up. It was Aaron's birthday and they had to Montezuma and Tell me about it.

SPEAKER_00

I don't remember that part. I don't remember just.

SPEAKER_01

You don't remember having to call out? Y'all were, I mean, they were just taking shots.

SPEAKER_00

And Did they drove back, didn't they? Or did they where that was Aaron living here at the time? I don't remember.

SPEAKER_01

This was eight years ago. Oh god. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So don't remember it. No.

SPEAKER_01

Um, no. That was uh, but anyway, so that just yeah, triggered that memory. Montezuma tequila. I didn't even know that that thing existed, but the revenge and it showed up here at the house, and Jesse drank it and could not work the next day.

SPEAKER_00

I had too much. I did too too too too much.

SPEAKER_01

Too much. But okay, so back to Natalie Wood. So she's starring in this role with Christopher Walken. Um, and then Thanksgiving weekend in 1981, they uh Robert Wagner and Natalie Wood decide to go on a uh a yacht trip for Thanksgiving weekend.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, weekend bender.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and they had invited some other friends, but I guess the weather was like sketchy. So all the other friends except Christopher Walken declined. So it was just Natalie, RJ, Christopher Walken, and the captain Dennis, is it was it Davin? Oh my god. I don't have my notes in front of me.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, sounds about not.

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Dennis.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So they go to Santa Catalina Island. And you know, I did not even it was the Catalina wine mixer. We didn't need no boats and hose because there was boats. And and the Catalina, there was wine. There was wine involved.

SPEAKER_00

There was no hoes, really, I don't think. I think that there was just some misunderstanding and some garbage ass bullshit going on because some build-up shit was going on.

SPEAKER_01

So the first day that they're there, um, they do some shopping and they go to have dinner, but an argument ensued. Um, and so it was something about Natalie wanted to m or I'm sorry, RJ wanted to move the yacht from where they had it anchored or docked, whatever. Um, I don't know shit about boats. But um, and Natalie did not want to, and she ended up staying the night in a hotel on shore. And then and Dennis stayed there too. I didn't touch on this a lot, but No, you didn't say anything about this.

SPEAKER_00

It says Is that a spider on your nose?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I've had this for two months.

SPEAKER_00

Where have you been? I love it. I just did I just notice your spider nose.

SPEAKER_01

I'm sorry, folks. You gotta get out of here.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, our son just showed up over there asking.

SPEAKER_01

You gotta get out of here. That's the love you bye. Love you, bye. Love you bye. Check in in 30 minutes.

SPEAKER_00

You hear all the jingle bells. I love it. We're so set up for Christmas. We did that all day long. It was just like Christmas.

SPEAKER_01

We had to take naps in between.

SPEAKER_00

We're gonna set that up later. I might do that tomorrow with the books. Is that okay? Absolutely.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, because we gotta we gotta watch that last episode of Stranger Things Again. We fell asleep.

SPEAKER_00

No, like I thought it was just a purple thing, and I haven't been like, I know I've been this close to you. Lindsay. You know, 90% of the time we get ready, it's just like passing, and then it's darkness, and then we go somewhere and it's just like I don't even notice. Because like from here, I can't see it. I can't tell.

SPEAKER_01

And then from here No, it's just for me to know, really.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but I just see the little legs on that one. I'm like, is that a spider?

SPEAKER_01

And then the whole spider in the spider web. You and all right now, I'll get in a spider web, so leave a message and I'll call you back.

SPEAKER_00

No, I just I feel like it I feel like I should have called you earlier. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Uh like least story but I should have left a message.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, I didn't leave a message. It probably wouldn't have because we're right here. We just I would I should have got closer. I didn't notice your your nose so dumb.

SPEAKER_01

Anyways, let's get back to the recap. Woo! So Dennis and Natalie, they stay in a hotel while Christopher Walken and RJ are still on the yacht.

SPEAKER_00

And I did talk about that, but I did not touch on the having a wine mixer.

SPEAKER_01

Katalina, having a line wine mixer. It was said that only one room looked like it had been slept in. So for some reason, Dennis slept in the same room as Natalie. Now I don't know what it's like to be rich, but I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

But they're married.

SPEAKER_01

I mean Captain Dennis and Natalie wasn't married.

SPEAKER_00

No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute.

SPEAKER_01

Wait a minute or on the boat.

SPEAKER_00

Wait a minute. I know. Oh, you didn't bring up this. No.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know if it was just because she I don't I don't know. I don't know. We don't know. We won't, we will never know.

SPEAKER_00

Now we don't know.

SPEAKER_01

So anyway, so they go back to and the boat was called the yacht was called the Splendor, and it had a dinghy name Prince Valiant. Yes, the dinghy had its own name. That's weird to me. So they go back and they have um dinner again on shore. And the restaurant manager of that restaurant that they dined at said that there was arguments, and he was worried that they were not going to get back to to the Splendor safely. So he had them followed by a patrolman.

SPEAKER_00

This is deeper dive. I love it.

Thanksgiving Hosting And Turkey Tactics

SPEAKER_01

And uh so they get back to so in the restaurant, there was an argument, and there was a uh there was glass broken. There it was, it was uh it was a spectacle. And then they get back to the splendor, and there was another argument. This time apparently it was because Robert was voicing his opinion about Natalie being, excuse me, uh, you know, being back at work, and he didn't really care for it. And Christopher Watkins, like, well, she can do both. She can be a mom, she can work, and it's all good. Robert didn't like that. Apparently, there was a wine bottle smashed, and it said that Natalie basically just wanted to get away from the men who were arguing, and she went to bed in the main stateroom.

SPEAKER_00

So they're on the high seas, and tensions are high.

SPEAKER_01

Tensions are high, shit is floppy, and then dark water. Dark water.

SPEAKER_00

That's what you were talking about with the gypsy, and I called her an oracle, which is like to me, it's like kind of the same thing. Anybody that's gonna predict anything or you know, they're they're gonna tell you something in life, even if they don't get it completely right, because all the little little sections of life may not be the right thing, but you have to listen to all that because some people do fucking put I kind of believe in some of that, Lindsay. I kind of believe in some of that. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_01

No, I don't have all the details at the top of my head. I left my notes in the room and and we're here. Here we are. Um, so make sure you go back and listen to the full episode. So around 11 p.m. Natalie is uh noticed missing. And for some reason, the Coast Guard wasn't called for some time later. And then she was found drowned. And she was wearing a nightgown, wool socks, and a heavy down jacket, which is what they said weighed her down and actually was the reason why she drowned.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but you were you were saying like the harbor patrol was called first, and then they got the Coast Guard, and but yeah, they were at a party or some bullshit.

SPEAKER_01

I'm glad you remembered. Thank you.

SPEAKER_00

They were fucking around and some fuckery was going on like a mile offshore.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, well, there was uh the yacht next to the Splendor. Um, a woman on there said that she heard a person yelling and calling for help and that they were drowning. So she called Harbor Patrol. And then later on, RJ called Harbor Patrol. Harbor Patrol didn't answer. And then it, but it was quite some time. I think it was four hours later before the Coast Guard was called. And then at 8 a.m. Um the Saturday after Thanksgiving of 1981, Natalie Wood was found drowned near the dinghy that was way offshore. It was like a mine. It was cut from the boat.

SPEAKER_00

There's a so there's so many fuckeries right there.

SPEAKER_01

So many fuckeries now. Um everybody was ruled basically, or everything was ruled in accident. Ten years later, Captain Dennis calls up Natalie's little sister Lana and tells her a little more of the story. And then um, so that was '92. And then Quite some time after that, Robert Wagner.

SPEAKER_00

Robert Wagner, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Uh actually is declared a person of interest in this case.

SPEAKER_00

We think so. We think so.

SPEAKER_01

So Dennis basically tells Lana that um Natalie and Robert were arguing, and it was a very heated argument. Uh furniture was thrown, uh domestic violence is speculated, and um everybody was just kind of scared of RJ at that time. Dennis actually lived with him for a year afterwards.

SPEAKER_00

Kept it on under the road. Here's what I think. I think there was a fight in the room, right? He he threw her overboard.

SPEAKER_01

Pretty much. Well, I mean, like, you've got to go back to our episode and um listen to the details of Chris Hack.

SPEAKER_00

And said he could hear the boat banging against the the dinghy was banging against the side of the boat. He actually said that, right? And it was like cut loose just to make it cover it up.

SPEAKER_01

He thinks that Natalie This is what he said. This because he hasn't said a lot about it over the years. But he says that he thinks that Natalie cut the boat so it would stop banging because she could hear it loudly from her room. Right. But Natalie hated dark water, was terrified of it, and she only felt safe on boats because she felt like the water couldn't get her on there. Because Robert always had boats.

SPEAKER_00

Not a dinghy.

SPEAKER_01

No.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Fuck.

SPEAKER_01

I just don't think she would have fucked with that dinghy. She wouldn't. And she would have been this Natalie Wood. She would have been like, hey, Dennis, can you come coat uh move this dinghy because it's banging against and for Robert or or whoever anybody else, not her herself.

SPEAKER_00

She was gonna leave the boat and go to a party in a nightgown.

SPEAKER_01

She was in a nightgown and full socks. No.

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SPEAKER_00

She's not gonna leave and go to the Natalie Wood. Go to the go to uh some parties and have some Hollywood time whenever she's not even ready to luxuries. And there's I would have been like, okay, I want to have at least the captain bring me out there with me. You know, I'm gonna go to some parties and be all dressed up and do the Hollywood shit.

SPEAKER_01

Dennis was protective of her. He stayed in a hotel room with her.

SPEAKER_00

This is a recap worthy of this because I'm over here sipping, because this is all fuckery.

SPEAKER_01

Fuckery.

SPEAKER_00

And we know. So we're just waiting on like old this case remains open. Ask people to to spill it before they fucking die.

SPEAKER_01

Robert Wagner is 93.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Now Christopher Walkins only in his late 70s, and the older I get, the younger that seems.

SPEAKER_00

Maybe in this one we need to tag Christopher Walken and be like, you know what? Let's speed, let's just go ahead and speed this thing up. Let's everybody's waiting for it. Just talk about it.

SPEAKER_01

He has lawyered up, so he probably can't talk about it until I don't know. I don't know how that works.

SPEAKER_00

You got like two more movies left in you? Come on, bud. Or whatever, man. Yeah, come on, fuck your uh I was saying in even in the podcast, I was like, you know what, fuck your career. Do what's right for justice for Natalie, because there's no reason why he wouldn't.

SPEAKER_01

He was married to his wife at the time that all this happens, the woman he's been married to since 1969. I think that's right.

SPEAKER_00

Which kind of makes me feel like there's just so much dirt on all sides, Lindsay.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, that's Hollywood. Like nothing surprises me anymore.

SPEAKER_00

So much dirt. Just let it fucking ride, dude.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna look up how long Christopher Watkins been married to his wife because it's a long ass time.

SPEAKER_00

Which is admirable. I mean, that is that is great. I mean, yeah, hey.

SPEAKER_01

It's always been wondered why she wasn't there. I mean, this is Thanksgiving weekend. Why aren't either why weren't there kids with them? Why did they leave their children?

SPEAKER_00

It's really weird. That's really shady, Lindsay. Not what we're shitting on CW over here. We love him to death too, but it's shady.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I was just that what I was gonna say, I didn't finish it earlier. Um, I was singing um hairspray songs in the shower. He's in hairspray. I love hairspray. Yes. The remake with Nikki Blonsky. That was in 2007. Okay, so he has been married to his wife Penguin whenever he was on Batman. Georgian Thon. He has been married to Georgian since 1969. That is a long time.

SPEAKER_00

You're holding it. She's counting. Do it. Do it, Lindsay.

SPEAKER_01

So that's almost 60 years. That's insane.

SPEAKER_00

You think we'll make 60 years over here?

SPEAKER_01

I hope so, but I mean 60 years. But I mean, they they survived I mean, in that's wild. Like I wouldn't have to do.

SPEAKER_00

Would that be a breaking point if he was like the dirt behind all that at the beginning of the relationship?

SPEAKER_01

Well, did I did you look at our stories and see the size of the boat?

SPEAKER_00

I really don't think that if there was a a fight was I'm worried drinking now because I'm worried about Christopher Walking.

SPEAKER_01

I just don't know how soundproof this thing was. How did he not know? I mean it's big. It's big.

SPEAKER_00

It's a 70-foot boat, Lindsay. Like a 70-ish. It's not really that big. So he would have heard the fight? You would have heard everything everywhere. Come on. That's not that big. I was thinking 100 foot, 150.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, supposedly he was asleep during all of that.

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SPEAKER_00

That's the boat? And that's that's not you and I have been charter boat fishing on a boat bigger than that. Come on.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, that's just the front of the coat.

SPEAKER_00

Let me pull it up. Look at it. We're looking at the boat now. Yeah. We've been charter fishing on a boat bigger than that, Lindsay. We have. Queen's Mary. Was it what was it? Not the Queen's Mary. What was the Queen Fleet?

SPEAKER_01

Queen's Fleet.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. That was a hundred foot boat. That's not a hundred foot. I'm snipping.

SPEAKER_01

So make sure you go back and listen to the full episode.

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They're good.

SPEAKER_01

And also check out the arts who Jesse picked out without knowing. And her name was Natty. And the song is called No Return.

SPEAKER_00

I did not plan it. I swear to God.

SPEAKER_01

No. It was like, okay. He has no idea what I'm doing.

SPEAKER_00

PDF file, just so all the listeners know. I have a PDF file and I just go down a list. All the bands that I stack up, I stacked up like four this week or whatever. And some some cool female, usually rock, but like I love grabbing diverse and cultural music, whatever. We've played anything. I just stack them up, and then the next one is I just scroll down and there's the next one. Did not know it was that close. It was and she has some amazing music too. I love it. So check all that out. Yeah. All the music. I love you know contacting and meeting so many cool bands. It's just I love it so much.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. I mean, oh, that's just like me, you know, researching these cases, and he's bringing new music into our world.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, honestly, the fire behind everything you spill upon me, that is that is kind of our thing that we love to aspire to you. Whatever story you you plug it, that and then I have a band at the end of it, kind of resets us.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, and it's a well and it's a palette cleanser.

SPEAKER_00

Palette cleanser. That's what I was looking for.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That part.

SPEAKER_01

So now we're just gonna recap really quick our Thanksgiving day.

SPEAKER_00

A little Timpsy already.

SPEAKER_01

Well, yeah. I mean, this is drunk about something raw, uncut, and unedited. I feel like this goes straight, straight to YouTube, and then we mix it down.

SPEAKER_00

No editing. We mix it down. I don't give a fuck. But you do you think, honestly, you and I, before we started podcasting, we did a trip, okay? And we were going to, I think, Orlando, and we uh listened to history channels. What is it, Drunken History? Was it was it on History Channel? I think it I think it has a history channel, but we listened to like five episodes of Drunken History.

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SPEAKER_01

Isn't there we had to travel to Savannah and we listened that was Savannah? Yeah. Oh I think we had to play, we had to go to Savannah and back in one night.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, we played a sh was that was a night we played a show, right?

SPEAKER_01

Yes.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

We played with um fighting giants and was it Defy the Tyrant?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah. Who else was there? There was another band there too. They were from Atlanta.

SPEAKER_01

Well, not a lot, it was three.

SPEAKER_00

I think this is like, okay, incoherently uh ricochet of our whole premise behind the podcast because we did like listening to Drunken History and was like, okay, that's so awesome. You're you're actually putting out history right here the whole time. Well, I've shooting history.

SPEAKER_01

I started listening to podcasts in 2019.

SPEAKER_02

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01

And I wanted to do, well, because I I like to do makeup, and I I liked Bailey Sarian's concept of it where she would put on makeup while telling a story. And then I also wanted I wanted to plug bands myself. I love Bailey. Yeah, but at the same time, I couldn't, there's no way that I could reach out to musicians and talk to them along with I didn't. I mean, honestly, when I started this, I really didn't realize how much work I was gonna be putting into it.

SPEAKER_00

And I'm sorry, bands, because I hit you up kind of creepy. I'm just like, hey, you know, my wife and I do podcasts and we we feature bands. I don't care though, because I'm I'm wanting to get your content and your unsigned.

SPEAKER_01

I'm sorry, I'm trying to look up is it the history channel?

SPEAKER_00

I think it's on the history channel, the drunk history, right? Drunk uh what's it called?

SPEAKER_01

Well, uh it just hold on.

SPEAKER_00

I think it's on a history channel.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I mean, no, it I mean it's you can watch it all over the place now.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, it's Comedy Central.

SPEAKER_00

That's where it was from. Uh yeah. And you see, like, somebody just on their drunk as shit and they're they're telling history. I think this is kind of a like prequel to to Gen Ziville, drunk about something, where we're just like, we want to tie that into, you know, there is a lot of fucked up stories.

SPEAKER_01

They get a lot drunker than we do.

SPEAKER_00

Well, no, not me. No, not me. They get drunker than me. Can't get drunker than me. I get because I'm the puddled one that gets that gets to take the brunt of it.

SPEAKER_01

He also drinks liquor and I drink seltzers, so that's a good one.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, 8%. I'm drinking 80%.

SPEAKER_01

Mine's five percent. But it doesn't take a lot for me. I've always been a lightweight.

SPEAKER_00

I I enjoy the the whole conversation.

SPEAKER_01

For me, is is a pe is is puke. Like no matter what.

SPEAKER_00

It's too hard. It's puke.

SPEAKER_01

Especially now that I'm going through perimenopause, like it gives me, it actually uh worsens. Is that is that a word? It worse um it makes my symptoms worse. And uh so I I really just I don't really and I I can't enjoy a a liquor drink.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, well, I've seen them like drink wine or whatever. They're but they're getting drunk. They're getting drunk on there. I love that show, you know. Yeah, it's great. You know, that's why I really grasp on to everything that we do here is because I love that show so much and just somebody like putting out history or something that they've you know, they're telling it off the dome, though. They're not reading it, you know, but you have put in so much to spread, you know. We we we've talked about a lot of telling it off the dome.

SPEAKER_01

They research it and they talk about it. It's a while thinking, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

It's a production, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But they're telling it off the dome, they're not reading a script like I do because I'm like because I mean I do that for our recaps, but for the episode, I am definitely reading all of my notes that I've written out.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Um, but yeah, I mean I feel like this is why I've latched on to whole the whole thing about our podcast and everything. So I'm I'm sorry to just break away from that, but I just felt like that was some roots of what we got in Gen Ziville over here.

SPEAKER_01

I was like, it was kind of cool. I like it. So we're just gonna talk uh quickly about what we had for Thanksgiving Day. So the last two years we've been hosting for our family, and we are trying to really master the turkey cooking, okay? Because we like it delicious and juicy. And um, so last year, Thanksgiving, we only made one and it wasn't enough. So Christmas, we're like, we're gonna make two. And we started them at what 3 a.m. And we because we wanted to eat by two, but we had two turkeys and it wasn't done.

SPEAKER_00

So so what we did was She's over here tripping the fuck out. She's tripping the fuck out. Stronger every time we have something like this because we have to go through all the tumultuous things. She's like, oh my god, I just fuck around. It's gotta be perfect. I'm like, Lindsay, it doesn't have to be perfect. But F them. F them. We're gonna do the best we can to try to give them some good ass food because we know that Lindsay throws down. She wants it perfect. She wants it right then, right now, when it's ready.

SPEAKER_01

So we know that we have the flavor of the turkey down, Pat, and what we gotta do. It's all the injector, all the butter, all the season. Okay, so we cook two at Christmas, and we start them, we're good, but we take them off, we think everything's good, we think the internal temperature is great. They're both still raw. So we throw one back on the smoker, and we throw, well, I cut up one and put all that in the air fryer and so we can eat. Because I would my sister-in-law has also brought ham. So I was like, all right, I did the math. I literally did a mathematical equation on how long we should cook two turkeys on our smoker, what temperature, everything. So we start them the night before this year. We start them at 10 o'clock. And I'm like, all right, if they roll on till two, everything's gonna be perfect because I had to work eight to two. So I was like, as soon as I get off work, we can pull them off, let them rest. It's gonna be great. I get up at 2 30 a.m. to go pee, and I was like, all right, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go baste, I'm gonna go inject. Everything was still rolling perfectly fine. Smoker is rolling, it's a pellet grill. So smoke, everything's going good, but I didn't think to check the hopper of the pellets. Like that it's 2 30 a.m. And I'm already like on very small amounts of sleep. I mean, it was it was good before we went to bed. So we know that we know that at least from 10 p.m. to 2 30 a.m., probably three, we had good cooking. I wake back up to get ready for work at 6 15 to go inject again.

SPEAKER_00

Red alert.

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SPEAKER_01

I yell, Jesse, what the fuck? Out of that dead sleep, I come up. I said, it's out of pellets, help. Because and I mean, and everything was kind of had chilled down, there was no heat. I was like, oh my god. But we got it rolling again by 7 a.m. But it wasn't done until about four.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And now we're gonna have to do that. One of them was done. One was temping, so we pulled that one off, we ate that one, we let the other one roll on while we uh ate our initial plates and then we pulled that one off, cut it up.

SPEAKER_00

It worked out perfectly, Lindsay.

SPEAKER_01

I know, but so as I I make most of the side dishes. We have m uh my fam, my parents, and a friend of ours brings side dishes, but I make most of them. So all that gets prepped. It's a very, it's a very trying week for me, Thanksgiving week.

SPEAKER_00

We survived and we did great. Come on now.

SPEAKER_01

And everything was delicious, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

High fives on that.

SPEAKER_01

High fives on that.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, less stress, just more whatevers, because I'm a whatever guy. So we end up contrast behind all of Gen Ziville over here because Lindsay has this whole persona over here that she wants everything to be nice and perfect and all that. And we worked hard for all that. And I'm just like, yeah, whatever, fuck it.

SPEAKER_01

You know, I'm just trying to get rid of the hiccups.

SPEAKER_00

Trying to get rid of the hiccups in the in the system. You want the system to be so perfect, so smooth. And I'm over here like, yeah, fuck the system. Fuck the system.

SPEAKER_01

So then, okay, so we ate, we drank, we had a fire, it was a great night.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And then uh great.

SPEAKER_00

We got to see Landon's new little girlfriend. We were like, the first thing I said was like, What kind of music are you into? And then like an hour later, what did what did Lindsay ask? The same fucking question. I was like, that's so cute.

SPEAKER_01

I was exhausted. I had been I I literally came home. I they let me leave 15 minutes early. I ran for my life.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, we did all the things.

SPEAKER_01

I came home, I changed clothes, started drinking. All my food had been in the oven on warm. I had to add a couple of things. Our friend showed up earlier than normal. He's still on the couch. He's still on the couch when I get home. Not showered. Hasn't cleaned the bathroom yet.

SPEAKER_00

Fuck the system.

SPEAKER_01

But once I had my first drink in me, I relaxed.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, I tightened up. I tightened up. And then like at the hour after I'd asked that same question, you could tell Lindsay loosened up enough to where she was like, what kind of music you're into? And that I was like, that is so cute because you're making sure your boys like got this really cool chick. And you were like, she you you asked that question, and she was like, Oh, I like Metallica. And you're like, Well, that's a gateway drug. And then we played like some hardcore metal ass shit. She didn't say anything, actually. She did not chime in. So young, so new. That made me feel old too.

SPEAKER_01

And we're all like singing at the top of our lungs.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that was quite like Landon plugged in some some bands on the on the little outdoor fire that we had in the back area. I love that.

SPEAKER_01

We're getting close to an hour. We gotta speed it up.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, well, well, we don't have a thing this week, so this is our thing.

SPEAKER_01

At the same time, it's you know, oh chilling. Next morning we get up, we go Black Friday shopping, we have our routine, we have our stores that we go to. But normally we have somebody to um for silence to hang out with. We didn't the sheriff. Oh, yeah. She is sick.

SPEAKER_00

We had to take the boy with us.

SPEAKER_01

So we had to take the boy with us, and um, luckily, so I had already bought our tickets for Wicked, Wicked for Good.

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SPEAKER_00

Oh, you worked that out.

SPEAKER_01

Somehow the seat next to us was still available. And so I I I bought his ticket. So we go do Black Friday shopping, we go see Wicked, and it was everything. And I got uh cut off for the first time in my life at a bar. So the movie theater will only serve me three drinks.

SPEAKER_00

This one here, I probably could have got three long four Long Islands, probably. No, three, limit. What's your Long Island? It didn't taste that strong, but still, I had the Long Islands, I I had two of them. And Silas be to begin with, he was shitting on Wicked to begin with, because you know, if you're a parent or whatever and you got to he's a musical child who does not like musicals just yet. But how many people have been there? But have you been there?

SPEAKER_01

He loved Hamilton.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, well he's honestly have musicals because we have to. He was all involved, fully involved. He was on it. I'm over there tired of shit, and I'm over there like kind of.

SPEAKER_01

He took a nap, I took a nap.

SPEAKER_00

On Wicked.

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I can't, I couldn't open it.

SPEAKER_00

That's a thing. I think it's our funk that we've been in. We've been in like a three-week funk.

SPEAKER_01

It's only been two.

SPEAKER_00

No, I've been in a three-week funk.

SPEAKER_01

No, we started, we I got sick before you.

SPEAKER_00

You did, didn't you?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. It's been two.

SPEAKER_00

Has it been just two? It feels like fucking three weeks to me.

SPEAKER_01

There's nothing to make us feel old. Maybe it has been three. I don't freaking know.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

November has ran together.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, he was shitting on it. And I was just like, what? And then as soon as we got in there, I looked over and Silas is like fully like on it. We must have good. Oh, we must have ate like three buckets of popcorn.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know, but popcorn is my favorite part of going to the movie.

SPEAKER_00

I love it.

SPEAKER_01

And then um, they had like the big tall boy uh trulys. So I had three of those. Uh passenger princess, you know. But yeah, when I went and bought that third, because I had we had one before we went in. Because we got there early. We had one before we went in, then I got one to go into to sip on. Then I was like, I have to go pee. I'm like, let me get one more. Wash this popcorn down. And she was like, All right, that's the last one I can sell you.

SPEAKER_00

And I was like, Lindsay's slipped off.

SPEAKER_01

But it was just funny to me. That's the first time I've ever been cut off anywhere.

SPEAKER_00

That's cute. I love it. You're saying no. This is awesome.

SPEAKER_01

Let's go, girl. That's the last one I was gonna drink anyway. But um yeah, so we we watched Wicked. I did, I fell asleep literally, I took 20 minutes.

SPEAKER_00

Um you may tell you about the parts that you missed.

SPEAKER_01

No, oh we don't want to spoil no spoilers. Just go watch it. Yeah, like tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00

Perfect tie into the original. Perfect. Oh my god, perfect. Was there some dark shit in Wizard of Ice? Like, look at me. I'm over here like so good. I'm like, I'm like, oh yes.

SPEAKER_01

And now, I mean, y'all know, y'all know, if if you know, you know. Stranger Things is out, the first volume, first four episodes. We've been doing that. So we get home, we had watched one episode Wednesday night, one episode Thursday night, came home last night, and it was so early. So we watched one episode fully awake. We started the fourth and fell asleep. We're we're exhausted. So we're gonna watch that four. We gotta rewatch that one tonight. And uh, so yeah, now we're we're we're waiting for Christmas for second volume.

SPEAKER_00

You got me over here giddy about that too.

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SPEAKER_01

It's so good. The season is so like I love all of Stranger Things, and Jesse actually watched it before me. Him and Landon were watching it together, and they got me into it. So I watched one episode one night while he is asleep. I'm like, all right, because this was back, my the restaurant that I worked at closed a little later before the pandemic. And um so I would get home, we would basically just kiss each other goodnight, and I would watch whatever. So I would watch one episode like on the TV, and then I was hooked. So to be respectful of his sleep schedule, I just plugged in my headphones and started watching it on my phone so that he wouldn't have to hear it because I could not.

SPEAKER_00

I I was like down. I stayed up with the with Stranger Things for a while. And then But you could have watched it, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So he was re-watching it with me.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, like the 80s and everything in the tight end, it was so perfect. Everything in the background's like, come on, dude. You know what we haven't seen on Stranger Things? I will did we we need to go back and look because I haven't seen like the couch with all the remember the couch that everybody had? That was the 90s, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_01

No, that was late 80s.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. The couch.

SPEAKER_01

They're not gonna show that. That's that was that was white trash. What? That was the white trash couch, man. We don't get the couch that we had. I had the couch. So, well, so they're living in nicer house, nicer situations.

SPEAKER_00

The trailer park couch. That did you you have the couch and the TV on the TV?

SPEAKER_01

We're talking about the mobile home. Okay, so when manufactured homes were you got the couch with the house and it had it was like brown and white, and it had like the wood and the the wagon wheel with the wagon all the country scenery is like this is your country home.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, like wheat. Yeah, yes, it just had like a fucking plant and a wagon fucking organ trail, some shit in the background on the the motif of the couch. Look up that couch. I mean, I'm sure everybody's a picture of it in stories. Yeah, we need to post that because that is I seen it on like um a couple of social media places where it was just like there's the couch. There it is. Who didn't have this couch growing up?

SPEAKER_01

And the and the wood paneling in the mobile home. That was in mobile home.

SPEAKER_00

And it was like the couch was built. I I swear, if you have that, if somebody has that couch, hit me up. I swear. I want to know if somebody still has that couch.

SPEAKER_01

All right, so what we're gonna talk about now is our top five things that we miss about the 80s and 90s. I was born in 82, he or he was born in 81, I was born in 82. So we still were old enough in the 80s to remember things. Holy shit. But we mostly things that we miss. So I'm gonna start because I have a list. He's he's going off the phone.

SPEAKER_00

I don't have a list. I'm gonna bounce off.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna do our top five, and then we're gonna do an honorable mention. So my number five is I miss tape players.

SPEAKER_00

Cassette tape?

SPEAKER_01

Yes, cassette tape players. Really? I don't know why, but when I especially when I saw it last night on one of the episodes, um, Holly uh plays Tiffany on cassette. My my first okay, so I was raised, I had to Christian listen to Christian music, but my first secular music tape that I ever owned was Billy Ray Cyrus's Some Gave All. Some Gave All. Yeah. Can I bounce off of that?

SPEAKER_00

Can I bounce? Can I bounce off of it? Can I can I can I bounce off from it? So I had a I had the um cassette tape. It was uh oh my god. It was it might have been Panasonic, but it had the two the two tape decks that you could record what you could actually record what was being projected out on um FM radio. And I used to hit play and record and make my own fucking personal cassette tapes. You remember you had to so you had to put play and record, you know.

SPEAKER_01

You had to put if you didn't have a unrecorded on cassette, what you would have to do to record new music was put tape over it. Tape over the top. Do you remember that trick? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, you covered the hole.

SPEAKER_01

So if you wanted to record your favorite song on the radio, you would have to put tape over a tape, like scotch tape. Yeah, you put it over the hole where it where it was gift wrapping tape, if you're too young to know what that is. Okay. So you would have to put tapes over the hole, you put it in, you had to wait till the announcer would say, and the next song is blah blah blah. And then you had to play and record.

SPEAKER_00

Might have been on a alpine. Might have been on alpine. I don't remember what mine was. Panasonic or alpine.

SPEAKER_01

I just remember I had it was gray, and it had a handle where I could tote it around because you know the thing was put it on.

SPEAKER_00

You had the yeah, the look I had the whole console with the fucking, it was like this big. And the speakers were like this big. It was supposed to be like by your TV or whatever, and that's what I had in my bedroom because my parents said, fuck all that, they just use the TV, you know.

SPEAKER_01

And well, that was yes, and that one had been around for a long time. Like I my dad had that one, like he bought that right after eight tracks went away.

SPEAKER_00

Right. You had the boombox style.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I had the I had the one you could put on your shoulder.

SPEAKER_00

We all do that because we've seen so many music videos. Everybody walking around with that shit on their shoulder. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So, okay, so that was my number five. Um, my number four, neon colors.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01

Everything in the late 80s and till about 93 was neon.

SPEAKER_00

Neon.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, it was like a a chemistry mess up or something. I don't know. And we got we all know. But we got neon color, everything was neon, everything was bright, blind, blinded by the light. Yeah, everything was neon, neon pink, neon purple, neon, everything was neon. And I had a jacket that at that time was my prior, and this was before I went through my grunge stage, and I no longer wanted to wear it after that. I wanted to be flannel and Nirvana. Nirvana and Pearl Jam. Pearl Jam was my number one. But um, but yeah, neon colors were the tits. Like we had the new I had a neon pink fanny pack. Um, so that there wasn't yeah, the fanny packs have made their comeback, but they ain't neon colors like they used to be. Like at all. Now they're called pretty much like belt bags or sling bags. I have a sling bag now, and like it's the best thing because I can hold all my stuff in the front, and I I don't have to worry about anybody snatching it off of me.

SPEAKER_00

I love colors, huh? And the and and the parachute pants?

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah, parachute pants.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah. I've been to a couple of neon parties. I want to do a neon party here. It's full-on neon.

SPEAKER_01

Neon. Neon party.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

The neon movie.

SPEAKER_00

What was the Batman movie where he had the whole neon gang that was all like neon?

SPEAKER_01

That was uh Batman's.

SPEAKER_00

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

That's my favorite.

SPEAKER_00

It's my favorite.

SPEAKER_01

That is not your favorite.

SPEAKER_00

Well, okay. I like the Tim Burton shit. I love the Tim Burton.

SPEAKER_01

We're talking about okay, Batman Forever.

SPEAKER_00

Batman was it.

SPEAKER_01

Batman Forever.

SPEAKER_00

With Jim Carrey and shit.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Now I know Michael Keaton is the best Batman. But Val Kilmer did a really good fucking job. And then you had Tommy Lee Jones was in that movie, and Jim Carrey was in that movie. And um Nicole Kidman.

SPEAKER_00

Right.

SPEAKER_01

That was at the height of her career.

SPEAKER_00

Batman Returns was with fucking our boy over here from our story. Oh god.

SPEAKER_01

Christopher Walkins was in the returns?

SPEAKER_00

With Penguin, right? He was the mayor. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Oh shit, I'll have to go back and watch it.

SPEAKER_00

He was the mayor. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Batman Returns. For sure, for sure.

SPEAKER_01

So my number three is video rental stores.

SPEAKER_00

Wasn't that just and you walked in, you could smell popcorn.

SPEAKER_01

Friday night. Okay, so we didn't get Blockbuster in our town for a long time, but we have one called Pick a Flick. And then we had Video 1800. What was the Arc? And then we had Ardvark. Oh my God, Lindsay. Like, why the fuck Ardvark?

SPEAKER_00

I was fixing to say it, but I couldn't bring it up. Um you're talking 25 Friday night or Saturday. 30 years ago?

SPEAKER_01

When you would have a sleepover with your friends, if their parents were cool, they would take you to the video store so you could pick out two or three movies that you could stay up all night and watch. And there was just something about that. Like it was exciting. You you had you picked out your movie, you picked up pizza on the way home, you popped the popcorn. Sometimes you would buy it from the store. And or thought it was so cool. Or us cheap, you know, the cheaper parents would already have it at home. But that's cool too.

SPEAKER_00

But it was the same thing. Economy. Um same shit. You just had to spend more money.

SPEAKER_01

Um, but if you didn't have it at home, you could pick it up right there at the movie store. You could buy the single packs and uh pop your popcorn at home. And it was just a whole thing. You it was it was a vibe.

SPEAKER_00

That's right, because they actually had the whole popcorn machine when you walked in. That's why it smelled like popcorn in there.

SPEAKER_01

And you can buy already pots or you could buy the single surfaces.

SPEAKER_00

Search the aisles, you're like, okay, I want to do horror. You know, I always go to horror because uh me and my bros, we would and I had like a we had a a uh what do you call it? A five five fruffle. There was five of us. And we wouldn't five fruffle. And there was five of us and one chick, four dudes and one chick. And we we always it was like never had anything to do with the chick, but she was always part of us. And I missed she was part of the group. She was she's still bestie.

SPEAKER_01

I was the chick part of the Duke group. Still best when I was in um when I was older. Now, when I was younger, now I'm talking about like when we would have girl girl slumber parties, you did your yeah, uh, you know, things like that. And and I rem because that was being growing up in a sheltered home, that was my exposure to the real world.

SPEAKER_00

The picture is always, you know, everybody sitting in front of the TV, and you could tell what what does that room smell like? We know what that room smells like.

SPEAKER_01

What?

SPEAKER_00

Feet and ass. Fucking everybody hang out.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I mean, we were doing smelled like acetone and fingernail polish because we were painting our nails. Um the whole thing.

SPEAKER_00

I didn't know, I didn't get that conference. So sorry for the chick that hung out with us because feet and ass with us, man.

SPEAKER_01

Ours smelled like Love's Baby Soft, because that was the popular perfume back then that we could afford. It was like five dollars, and that was expensive. Um, but yeah, so video rental stores was a whole vibe. And if you made the A B on roll or A on roll, which I always did when I was younger, I was really good in school. Um, you got a free ticket to go rent a movie for free. And there was there was this period where every single because back then we got report cards every six weeks. So there was this whole thing where um, or this whole time period where I rented a land before time every six weeks. Oh, when I would get my little voucher to go rent a free movie from Pick a Flick. So that was exciting for me. Um, so my number two Saturday morning cartoons.

SPEAKER_00

The best.

SPEAKER_01

With your bowl of cereal in front of the TV. Because I wasn't allowed, my that was my parents' day to sleep in, so I better keep them low. So I had to sit right, we had a floor model TV. So I had to sit right in front of the TV with my cereal.

SPEAKER_00

You ain't bothering nobody.

SPEAKER_01

No, and I wasn't allowed to have fruit loops and shit.

SPEAKER_00

So honey, like I had the I had the um I had the ninja turtle bowl that changed colors with the milk.

SPEAKER_01

I did I didn't have anything good like that.

SPEAKER_00

What? Lindsay. I know Lindsay.

SPEAKER_01

Get a ninja turtle bowl. But my kids did, so that's all that matters, right?

SPEAKER_00

It didn't change colors like ours.

SPEAKER_01

My so the line, so it would always it Pee-wee Herman would kick it off.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And that wasn't a cartoon, but it was a kid's show. And then you would have Garfield and Friends, and I don't remember what else after that.

SPEAKER_00

Usually it was like uh something.

SPEAKER_01

Later on it became like recess and things like that, but oh Muppet Baby Baby. Something like that.

SPEAKER_00

No, like every one of these are hitting on me. I I'm just bouncing off.

SPEAKER_01

That was just regular TV network Saturday morning cartoons, not you know, Nickelodeon and stuff like that. That had like Inspector Gadget and the cool shit.

SPEAKER_00

Right.

SPEAKER_01

Which I would get exposure to if I had stayed the night's and stuff like that. Well, if I had stayed the night at Friends' house, I would get the cool cable. We I didn't have cable, I didn't have a satellite, we just had um ABC, CBS, and ABC always had the good cartoons. And then, you know, uh, I think around 9 a.m. I could catch uh catch uh Save by the Bell.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Save by the Bell. Yes. You thought you were growing up when you watch some shit like that. Right. I am getting trendy over here. And then my number one they have the neon stuff too. Yeah, most neon stuff by the bell. Loved it.

SPEAKER_01

Pa Mark Paul Glaciar, man. I remember do you remember the conspiracy where the everybody said he had died? He did not die. Right. Yeah. Like that was a whole thing when I was in school that Mark Paul Glacier, who played Zach on uh I don't even know if I'm saying his last name right. Um that he had died. And that was a whole thing.

SPEAKER_00

I've even said it on our podcast a few times. I'm like, dude. No, we have to, and then thank God for good. Who was it? Who was it? Uh Rufio from he didn't die.

SPEAKER_01

No, I thought that fucking Rufio died. I knew that that wasn't true because I was like, no, he grew up and he has barely aged. What did they tell me that he has barely aged?

SPEAKER_00

We finally watched Hook. We watched Hook uh a couple weeks ago, and it was just like Rufio is not dead.

SPEAKER_01

Well, even I mean, even um Mario uh Lopez, who plays AC Slater on Save by the Bell, he hasn't aged like hardly at all either.

SPEAKER_00

No, like he looks exactly we look good, y'all.

SPEAKER_01

70s and 80s kids.

SPEAKER_00

We look good.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, he looks great, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that's a Powerman 5000 story, right? Dave. Go back. Go, go back.

SPEAKER_01

My number one thing that I miss, and this is mo it did start in the 80s, but mostly in the 90s, is TGIF.

SPEAKER_00

Yes. Full House.

SPEAKER_01

A program. Okay, so this was a program segment on Friday nights. Thank God it's Friday.

SPEAKER_00

Family Matters on there.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Full House would kick it off.

SPEAKER_00

Raising roof.

SPEAKER_01

And then you would have Family Matters.

SPEAKER_00

I'm raising the roof more.

SPEAKER_01

And then Step by Step.

SPEAKER_00

I'm raising the roof even more.

SPEAKER_01

And now before Step by Step, it was Perfect Strangers. Remember those guys?

SPEAKER_00

I'm raising the roof.

SPEAKER_01

And then uh and then Boy Meets Worlds. Yes. And oh my god, those programs, if you know, you know.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. And I go back to like guts from Nickelodeon. You know, remember we were talking about Nickelodeon. We don't want you know, I even talked about Mo for You came home the other day. No, it was a month ago.

SPEAKER_01

No, it wasn't. It was two weeks ago after we had talked about guts.

SPEAKER_00

And swatching guts.

SPEAKER_01

He was watching guts.

SPEAKER_00

And I was like, oh, I get it. It's cute. Yes, wasn't it? And uh the what the first episode, it was like these kids are flopping around here getting hurt in the middle of this shit.

SPEAKER_01

What did you think? So it was like a um what's the show?

SPEAKER_00

So they're doing um obstacle courses. Obstacle courses and and and trying to get to the aggro crag, and Mo was like the referee or whatever, the contrast behind everything that's just keeping everything going. And those kids were getting kind of fucked up at the beginning, and then like after the third episode, they started changing the uh obstacles and everything to make them a little bit safer. It was like, wait a minute, that kid just got like fucked up, but he's like they're pushing him to get back on and try it again and do this obstacle.

SPEAKER_01

Jill Lil White, who played Urkel, Steve Urkel, he came out with his own marijuana strain called Yeah, the Herkel Urkel.

SPEAKER_00

Herpal Urkel.

SPEAKER_01

I just can't handle it the way people a lot of people can, but I like it.

SPEAKER_00

Well, you just want some old funky something to make it smoothie.

SPEAKER_01

No, I my strain has to be sativa. Hybrid is okay, but sativa is my that's not right.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, so that kind of that kind of messed up. Turned out just a little bit that way.

SPEAKER_01

We had a technical difficulty we had to figure out over there, yes. So back to our honorable mention, yeah. Playgrounds in the 80s and 90s were top tier um because they they didn't know all these uh things we were playing on was gonna possibly break bones.

SPEAKER_00

And um Yeah, we didn't give a shit growing up. No, we wanted to play.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. I had no merry-go-grounds. We used to, I mean, we would always have somebody pushing us as we were going around the merry ground. It was like being on a fair ride or something like that, when you would have somebody that was constantly pushing you. We would sing songs, like I great memories of 80s and 90s playgrounds.

SPEAKER_00

Right to risk, if that makes sense. I mean, go to your playground and do your things.

SPEAKER_01

The slides were made of metal, and we would burn our little legs and ass cheeks on them things, and I mean the monkey bars.

SPEAKER_00

Tried to swing all the way around and break your arm.

SPEAKER_01

I didn't, but thank you. I had no upper body strength, so I like I remember trying one time and I just hopped off and I was like, this feels like it's gonna be an accident. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, you knew better than me. Texture broke two of my bones right there. Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Silas has broke his arm on uh monkey bars.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it happens.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I've had uh four boys, and there's been some broken bones for sure. But me, I was like, no, this feels like my arm's gonna come out of its socket.

SPEAKER_00

Other than a broken toe or something? You've never had anything broken.

SPEAKER_01

Right, yeah, I've broken toes. I've broken pinky toe, big toe. I got a fingernail or a fingernail, a toenail grow it that just finished growing out from a broken toe.

SPEAKER_00

Not on a playground.

SPEAKER_01

In the house. No, I was scooting the table back, kind of like in a rage type situation, and the bench went right on my foot.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it got me, it got me too.

SPEAKER_01

It got me.

SPEAKER_00

And our grill got me.

SPEAKER_01

Yep.

SPEAKER_00

But uh other than that, yeah, at our age, we don't need to be fucking around no playgrounds.

SPEAKER_01

But the playgrounds were different. So so amazing. Yeah, and that's like, and we were at them all the time. It feels like like we were always at a playground.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, the shit really went down with the playgrounds.

SPEAKER_01

That with all my boys too. Like I would take them to play. And they I mean there's still playgrounds, yes, absolutely. But um, they were just a little bit better.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Because of the mayor girl round.

SPEAKER_00

I agree on all points. I mean, I can't I can't pull up anything other than what you just said. You had a list, so I agree. 80s and 90s.

SPEAKER_01

There's nothing there's no honorable mention of anything that because you grew up a little differently than me.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Um, no. I mean music was different. You had to really like kind of seek out music. Um social media was different, and we didn't have the dawn of internet.

SPEAKER_01

No, you knew everything that you ever heard about, you heard through like a radio station. Radio station, um, TV, and magazines. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So I think that was for something at the games that all would be like so-and-so is playing at in Jacksonville at blah blah blah. You know, you're like, fuck, I'm going, you know. And that's I mean, we we went and seen uh, you know, my sisters and I went and seen corn back in the the way back in the nineties.

SPEAKER_01

See, I wish I had had that opportunity.

SPEAKER_00

So you yeah, but we didn't get flyers or anything posted in our little town.

SPEAKER_01

You know, so I didn't start going to concerts till I met Jesse in 2012.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I was like, because Spon Shank and and so many uh so many iconic bands are gonna be at Rockville.

SPEAKER_01

I'm like, I remember seeing them in the 90s. I just want everybody to know that I manifested half of that.

SPEAKER_00

So even the last one though, like they're bringing back so many iconic bands like Snot and all that like last year, and then now Spine Shank and so many. I mean, we're gonna go and do the damn things. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Oh we're yeah, we'll be having our uh countdown to Rockville soon coming up soon.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that's coming up, right?

SPEAKER_01

Yes, so um we're gonna wrap this up. Hopefully y'all hear this part because it's it's it's been in the two segment segments.

SPEAKER_02

But um shit happens.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, so we'll have a brand new case uh out for you next week and um new song, new bands to check out.

SPEAKER_00

It was a suicidal tendencies in 1988 is when they started. They're gonna be there. 88 in Rockville. Fuck.

SPEAKER_01

Well, we've seen them before.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but I'm just saying that's 80s. That's there, there I go. I mean, and when we seen them that one time at Rockville, they had a whole mosh pit around the damn sound booth. That was badass. They know how to do it. 80s bands know how to do it.

unknown

God.

SPEAKER_00

I mean Guns N' Roses? I mean, there's more 80s, right? I know. Well, you know, I'm gonna partake in a little bit of that. A little bit of that.

SPEAKER_01

I'm more excited for a f a few different bands. We did try to see Guns N' Roses um at Rockville 2022, but it rained out. Yeah, the weather was shit. I really think that they are now um, they've gotta be referring to the Farmer's Almanac because the dates keep changing. It used to be like the same time every year, so the weather was whatever. Um, but I think they're reverting to that because of weather predictions. I mean works. It's it does work.

SPEAKER_00

Old ass fucking heads talking some fucking farmers almanac shit. That shit works.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, absolutely, it does work. And um I will inform a lot because I I look at it every year and I'll inform my co-workers. All right, it's gonna be a cold, wet winter, or it's gonna be a cold dry. I mean, we're so dry right now.

SPEAKER_00

Um Yeah, now that we're just old, we just know that that works. It does work, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

It does work. And um, I've been able to know what that time of year is gonna be like, just reading those predictions.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I don't know why that works, but it works. It does. Yeah. So sipping, tripping, and recapping and losing.

SPEAKER_01

We're gonna go, uh we're gonna go finish up Stranger Things.

SPEAKER_00

Is that what we're doing right now? Yeah, and then a Christmas movie, because it's that time.

SPEAKER_01

We've already watched like three today. We watched Eight Crazy Nights, Elf, and All I Want for Christmas.

SPEAKER_00

Die Hard. Fucking Die Hard.

SPEAKER_01

I took a nap through Die Hard because I was tired.

SPEAKER_00

Well, I wanted to go to like, you know, unostalgic ones that 80s. Yeah, it's not honorable mention because we need to really recognize that as being a Christmas movie.

SPEAKER_01

It's definitely a Christmas music.

SPEAKER_00

Music movie. Music movie.

SPEAKER_01

It's got Christmas music in it, and it happens at Christmas. How is it not a Christmas movie? I don't even know how that's an argument. It's definitely a Christmas movie.

SPEAKER_00

It's it's we had to do it. Fuck I was a movie.

SPEAKER_01

Rickman in there and Reginald Bell Johnson from Family Matters. Family Matters. Yes. It's a big alone.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. So he left there and he went to Chicago, right? Chicago. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That's what we're saying.

SPEAKER_00

He was a cop in Die Hard, then left and went to Chicago.

SPEAKER_01

Like, this motherfucker played a cop so good, we're gonna have him being a dad cop.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, in Family Matters. That's okay. I think I'm I think I count TV dad now. I count now as far as your recap now.

SPEAKER_01

TV dad.

SPEAKER_00

In this moment. Yes. In this moment.

SPEAKER_01

You know that I just love the fact that um Jill Lil White, who played Urkel, Steve Urkel, he came out with his own marijuana strain called Yeah, the Urkel Urkel.

SPEAKER_00

Was it Purple Urkel? Urkel Urkel. I knew it was something like that. I don't really tell you myself.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I said I like it. I just can't handle it the way people a lot of people can, but I like it.

SPEAKER_00

We just want some old funky something that makes us make it.

SPEAKER_01

I know I my strain has to be sativa. Hybrid is okay, but sativa is my shit. That's not right. Yes, that is right. Sativa is my shit.

SPEAKER_00

Something distilled from me. I'm done. Can't do it. I don't need to do it. We're kind of lightweights when it comes when it comes to that kind of partaking, you know.

SPEAKER_01

When I partook often, I was still lightweight. I still like people would get jealous of the high that I could get because my tolerance is low for anything.

SPEAKER_00

Everybody else was like, no, man, you need to hear that. I'm like, fuck that. It's gonna fuck me all the way up. We were in Kentucky and we were like living our best life.

SPEAKER_01

At louder than life. How smoking at Kentucky bud.

SPEAKER_00

What'd you call it? Like it was just like whatever was passing around the whole area.

SPEAKER_01

The community joint.

SPEAKER_00

Community, community.

SPEAKER_01

Community bud.

SPEAKER_00

We're part of the community unity. Yes. Watching Weezer.

SPEAKER_01

And all the bands. All the bands. All the bands. Uh Slap fell in. Okay, so for years, I really didn't dig Avenged Sevenfold. I like the bands. Oh, yeah, we fell in love with that. I didn't I like the bands, but I really uh wasn't a fan of M Shadow's vocals, and now like I have to listen to Avenged Sevenfold at least once a week.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Shout out to Sinister Gates for the fucking amazing guitar playing, cuz uh I kind of got a crush on you, bro. Over here. A little bit of crush over there.

SPEAKER_01

Maybe a big crush.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, well, yeah. He deserves it.

SPEAKER_01

Them solos over makes it.

SPEAKER_00

Uh Lindsay, get the fuck off of here, man. I'm ready to go, bro.

SPEAKER_01

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SPEAKER_01

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SPEAKER_00

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SPEAKER_01

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SPEAKER_00

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SPEAKER_00

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